Survivor: The Second Age

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

I don't see Pippin's name on the roster. Nor indeed that of any Hobbit.

What?? An unforgivable oversight.

Right.

I declare:

Sauron Baggins

The Witchroarer

and Khamwise "The Camel" Gamgee all demonically cunningly disguised Hobbits of the Shire.

Stop them, Downers, ere they consume Middle-earth! Also, Saucey will burst into tears when we evict them! Guaranteed!