Which Downer Am I!

[Bêthberry]

Originally Posted by The Squatter of Amon Rûdh

Bêthberry: I have better things to do with my time than to keep track of every deranged fangirl that mentions me in her signature. Nevertheless I must appease the dark gods of pedantry whom I serve. I have edited my last post for temporal accuracy, but now you owe me a gerundive, you silly mod.

Will an ablative absolute do?

I'm sure you have made Mark 12_30 aka Helen's day. We really have needed something to spark a bit of energy in Books these days.

And, lest I be called on being off-off-topic, let me say that I think any one of these long out of circulation nicks could be called "a great nick."

Vilya Elathelas of Rivendell

Lord Syslox of Emyn Beverli

The Mirrorball Man

I won't say what the tea of the first might be but the other two are highly suspicious.