The Hobbit Survivor - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lalaith · 02-21-2006, 06:31 AM

Well, I haven't forgotten the Long Winter. ++BULLROARER

PS. All you Smaugers who think you're being so deliciously decadent - pah, I say to you. The pre-Hobbit Smaug was certainly glamorously wicked, yes. But the one we meet in the book is a lazy old hoard potato, never leaving the mountain, just sitting around getting fat and stupid.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 02-21-2006, 09:58 AM

The Dragon of Erebor, the one who 'Squeezed Through a Hole', the Greatest Dragon of His Time,

++Smaug the Golden.

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Originally Posted by Lalaith

The pre-Hobbit Smaug was certainly glamorously wicked, yes. But the one we meet in the book is a lazy old hoard potato, never leaving the mountain, just sitting around getting fat and stupid.

A little sour because Bullroarer's not doing so well, are we?

Lalaith · 02-21-2006, 10:02 AM

Nay, not sour, milady, merely resigned. I was predicting Smaug's victory long afore this. But that doesn't mean I can't point things out, does it?

WaynetheGoblin · 02-21-2006, 02:51 PM

++smaug
It is over.

Elu Ancalime · 02-21-2006, 06:23 PM

Nicely put Wayne. Sounds Gandalf-esqe to me.
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Ford Forty-Nine Picture

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-21-2006, 07:03 PM

And while the commentators are falling asleep (being hard-bitten cynics who like nothing more than to see the contestants drag each other into the mire

), the crowd is going wild. Smaug has endeared himself to millions throughout the show by (through great effort of will) restraining his temper and natural inclination to devour the other contestants and showing his gentler side.

Viva la Smaugista!

Glirdan · 02-21-2006, 09:08 PM

Well, I don't even think I need to tell you who won. But I will anyway.

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The last Day has arrived and the three remaining contestants were shaking in their boots, all eager about who was going to win. Was it going to be Smaug the Worm? Bullroarer, the inventer of Golf? Or Gloin, one of the 12 Dwarf companions and the father of Gimli??

The voting today was rather....ah, who am I kidding. It wasn't spread at all!!!

In third place - Bullroarer

Our second place runner up - Gloin

and our grand prize winner...... Drum roll please!!!! *duhduhduhduh*

SMAUG, the TRUE King under the Mountain!!!

Smaug arose in triumph and burned the entire island down in his eagerness and happiness. However, before he did, Gloin and Bullroarer got off safely so no one was hurt.

Now, you're probably wondering what the prizes are, right???

First place winner - $1, 000, 0000 and a real golden crown, engraven in Elven runes with plenty of gems

Second place runner up - $500, 000 and a brand knew horse!!

Third place - $100, 000 and his own golf course!! (dedicated to his ancestor Golfimbul)

Well, that's it for this season of Survivor, hope you all enjoyed it!! See you next time!!!!!!!!!!!

02-21-2006, 06:31 AM	#1
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Well, I haven't forgotten the Long Winter. ++BULLROARER PS. All you Smaugers who think you're being so deliciously decadent - pah, I say to you. The pre-Hobbit Smaug was certainly glamorously wicked, yes. But the one we meet in the book is a lazy old hoard potato, never leaving the mountain, just sitting around getting fat and stupid. __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

02-21-2006, 10:02 AM	#3
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Nay, not sour, milady, merely resigned. I was predicting Smaug's victory long afore this. But that doesn't mean I can't point things out, does it? __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

02-21-2006, 02:51 PM	#4
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	++smaug It is over. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

02-21-2006, 06:23 PM	#5
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Nicely put Wayne. Sounds Gandalf-esqe to me. ________ Ford Forty-Nine Picture Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:09 PM.

02-21-2006, 07:03 PM	#6
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	And while the commentators are falling asleep (being hard-bitten cynics who like nothing more than to see the contestants drag each other into the mire ), the crowd is going wild. Smaug has endeared himself to millions throughout the show by (through great effort of will) restraining his temper and natural inclination to devour the other contestants and showing his gentler side. Viva la Smaugista! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-21-2006, 09:08 PM	#7
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Well, I don't even think I need to tell you who won. But I will anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last Day has arrived and the three remaining contestants were shaking in their boots, all eager about who was going to win. Was it going to be Smaug the Worm? Bullroarer, the inventer of Golf? Or Gloin, one of the 12 Dwarf companions and the father of Gimli?? The voting today was rather....ah, who am I kidding. It wasn't spread at all!!! In third place - Bullroarer Our second place runner up - Gloin and our grand prize winner...... Drum roll please!!!! duhduhduhduh SMAUG, the TRUE King under the Mountain!!! Smaug arose in triumph and burned the entire island down in his eagerness and happiness. However, before he did, Gloin and Bullroarer got off safely so no one was hurt. Now, you're probably wondering what the prizes are, right??? First place winner - $1, 000, 0000 and a real golden crown, engraven in Elven runes with plenty of gems Second place runner up - $500, 000 and a brand knew horse!! Third place - $100, 000 and his own golf course!! (dedicated to his ancestor Golfimbul) Well, that's it for this season of Survivor, hope you all enjoyed it!! See you next time!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf Last edited by Glirdan; 02-23-2006 at 09:28 PM.

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