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Old 02-18-2006, 04:16 PM   #1
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While talking to my friends via Gmail, I casually mentioned Eärwen but I spelled it without the accent. One of my (ex...) friends said to me, and I quote, "Hehe Earwen. Arwen is so close to Armwen, which sounds way cooler. Then we can have a Footwen, an Eyewen, a Handwen, and so on. hehe the Shoulderwen's connected to the Armwen. The Armwen's connected to the Elbowen. The Elbowen's connected to the Handwen....*sings*"
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:04 PM   #2
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Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Old thread comes back to life

Gil-galad ate a Dill Salad.

Moria had an epidemic of Malaria.

If the sun can't shine through Nen Uial's dimmness, Nothing Will.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:41 AM   #3
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Giddy-lad was The Slightly High-king of the No-older.

King Thingy Greatmangled, Elude Singular Lord of a Thousand Cafe's, Manygrowth of Doorhehath.
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:23 PM   #4
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Old 04-02-2011, 06:21 AM   #5
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Chewin Chewinbar Glaring-a-Daggerin

There were once brothers Hewin and Hewer, their sons were Chewin and Chewer....... they had vastly different luck in life, Chewer married Idiot Cerebellum daughter of King Turgid whilst Chewin was cursed by Mortcough and his father Hewin Fallen was held prisoner in Hangbad beneath Thatgotridofhim which is told in the story of The Harm-i-Kin Hewin.

The Sword that Chewin used to kill the dragon Glaring, was called Gorefang but it was reforged from Anglehell which had been made by Hellhol the dark elf of Nab Elfmutha.
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Old 04-02-2011, 06:34 AM   #6
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To the battle at Minus Thrifty came....

Forgon the Flat Lord of Lostdeknack

The men of Ringlow Dial and their lord's son Defonnin

The men of Morefood and Blacktooth Male their lord Droolman and his sons Droolin and Devourin

from Fallonass, The Landslang came Gollygosh and his scantilly clad men

from Lamexcuse came a few Ill-men with a sick note from their captain.
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Old 04-02-2011, 02:26 PM   #7
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Nice. How about the Valar?

Manfred, god of romantic tragedy
Varta*, goddess of electricity
Awly the Shoemaker, god of footwear
Iwanna, goddess of desire
Norman Lord of Bondage, god of obsession
Gearman Lord of Lorryvan, god of transport
Vienna, goddess of Art Nouveau
Osramy*, god of enlightenment
Pulmo the Breather, god of air
Polkas, god of dance
Milka*, god of sweet temptation

(* these are brandnames of batteries, lightbulbs and chocolate, respectively, which may or may not be known outside Germany)

As for the fellowship:

Randolph the Rare (renowned for his unforgettable barbecues)
Oregon son of Marathon
Borrowme son of Debtor
Fido Doggins, heir of Doghouse (yeah, narfforc's already been there, but I can't do better)
Slam Banshee
Sherry Brandybottle
Terpentine Pook, nicknamed Tintin
Glimmery son of Glowing
Lacklustre son of Treadmill

Also, let's not forget the Lady Allegriel and her consort, Lord Celibidachë.
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