Tol-in-Gaurhoth XVII: The Saga Continues to Continue quite Continuously

[mormegil]

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

Well Morm, i know i'm going to be lynched because there is nothing that i can do to live past day 2, so i might as well have fun while i'm at it, lynch me if you must, it'll give the wolves another chance of surviving

Rather fatalistic aren't you?

I don't really know what to make of Gil. My guess is silly and confusing but likely innocent. However if confusing behavior continues I may change that notion.

I ask you what need have we of a woman that calls herself a miracle man and yet merely robs the corpses of the little gold available? Seems a bit unscrupulous to me if not outright malevolent. Malka, what need do we have of you? In fact there are many around here that serve no discernable purpose. I mean just look at this list.

mormegil- Elven smith
Garin- Truffle hunter with a half a dozen pigs and no social manners
Nilpaurion Felagund- Escaped thrall from Tol-in-Gaurhoth
dancing spawn of ungoliant- Florist
The Saucepan Man- Earnest and learned young man of the law
Aiwendil- Old woodwright
AbercrombieOfRohan- Mysterious lady who lives in the depths of the forest
Shelob- Someone who recently washed ashore
malkatoj- Retired Miracle Man (who is not really a man)
Gil-Galad- Shape-Analyst
Glirdan- Crazy guy down the street
Márcolië Lamen- Second official 8th day adventist Pastafarian
Formendacil- Village historian
Cailín- Deluded girl who believes she is a mermaid
Kath- Local investigator into the paranormal
the guy who be short- Mermaid-catcher and fisherman
WaynetheGoblin- Town geek, wimp, and nerd
Naria- Crazy old lady that thinks the marine life talks to her
Valier- Overly giggly coconut milker who only milks the coconuts while standing on her head


No wonder so many of you mortals are pathetic servants to Sauron, does he show you how to bath properly as well? It's quite probably that the majority of wolves are in the group that holds those with no real profession and don't contribute much to the welfare of our village. If we loose a couple of innocents at least we'll still have useful people around.