The Hobbit Survivor

[Kuruharan]

With a sound like the rumblings of the later stages of the digestive processes emanating from the back end of a moose...the wrath of F.A.T. has been aroused!!!

Millions of lacivi...err, respectable and lovelorn husbands from across the fruited plain (and mountains and swamps and what have you...) are sounding the call to arms! Belladonna Took must be saved!!!

And lo! They have been joined by most unexpected allies. Millions of bloodthirsty femini...err, I mean millions of outraged women tired of putting up with the exploitative patriarchy are sounding a remarkably similar call to arms! Belladonna Took must be saved!!! Behold! They have formed their own wild-eyed, radical activist group called Help All Gals (H.A.G.).

The forces of H.A.G. have joined together in uneasy alliance with their husban...I mean with F.A.T. in order to save that most buxom of hobbit maidens, Belladonna Took.

(R.E.A.L. F.A.T., disgruntled over its utter failure to evict the Chief Warg yesterday, is just sitting in a corner pouting and plotting their revenge, relieved that H.A.G....I mean their wives...are out of the house for awhile).

Seeing an alternative has already presented itself, F.A.T. and H.A.G. hop on the bandwagon (well, at this moment it might be more like the band-little-red-wagon, but still...)

++ TOM