The Hobbit Survivor

[Formendacil]

Originally Posted by mormegil

++Bombur

Food stores are running low.

An excellent idea! Bombur could feed the camp for a week, if they butchered him right!

(Okay, that's a little gory.... but still...)

++ Bombur

[Celuien]

Public Service Announcement: Attention all members of F.A.T.

Friends! Your valiant struggle against the dangerous splinter group R.E.A.L. F.A.T. has not gone unnoticed. Indeed, this observer has noted their behavior today, namely their attempt to evict the Chief Warg from the Survivor cast, with great alarm. Their stubborn insistence on attacking the closest thing to "Man's Best Friend" on this show clearly demonstrates that they cannot be trusted. Therefore, I have cast my vote for Bombur, hoping to defeat their dangerous scheme. Please remember my support.

Thank you for your attention.

[Kuruharan]

F.A.T. loathes the effort to get rid of Bombur because they view him as being "one of them."

R.E.A.L. F.A.T. doesn't really care about who stays, they just want the Chief Warg gone and gone now.

[Eonwe]

Well, it is clear that any evictee must come from teh Dwarves/Bad Guys catagory. 9 to 6, no make that five!, is a pretty large majority, especially when you look at it on the lists.

Bombur has never been a special favorite of mine...

++Bombur

[Elu Ancalime]

I havent exactly figured out what F.A.T. stands for, but I assume one of the FAT's is against the dwarven populace on the island.
I want to reform whichever it is(if there is one in this view) into my own extremist faction.

Downers Against Idle Naugrim


D.A.I.N.

No Dwarf (not remaining anyway...) has claim to the prize as Survivor of the Hobbit. My vote will go to a dwarf everytime! And it does not matter to me who, but whomever is likeliest to be evicted. Until there are two dwarves remaining, then i might consider another to receive my vote.

++Bombur
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Easy vape

[Celuien]

Originally Posted by Elu Ancalime

I havent exactly figured out what F.A.T. stands for...

This post explains the origins of F.A.T.

With regard to their rejection of my attempted alliance, all I can say is that if they fail to understand that the enemy of their enemy is their friend, then I may be forced to side with R.E.A.L. F.A.T. tomorrow.* However, my vote will stand for today.

*No guarantees made or implied. Offer subject to change as a result of, but not limited to, the following conditions 1) preference for randomness 2) continued disagreement with R.E.A.L. F.A.T. courses of action.

[Kuruharan]

No guarantees made or implied. Offer subject to change as a result of, but not limited to, the following conditions 1) preference for randomness 2) continued disagreement with R.E.A.L. F.A.T. courses of action.

The utter lack of consistency displayed on this thread is appalling. However, nobody is going to be able to stop the inevitable triumph of Belladonna Took (the preferred candidate of F.A.T.) for two reasons. A) She’s a sexy hobbit lass (or dowdy hobbit matron depending on which decade you happen to catch her in) and B) She’s so bland that everybody will repeatedly forget about her and a bandwagon against her will utterly fail to materialize.

Actually, there are three reasons…the irrational dwarfism being displayed by certain persons among the electors is actually going to play right into F.A.T.’s hands. It is entirely possible that F.A.T. will be able to successfully use this to maneuver things to control the voting right up until the end.

You may as well place your pre-orders for The Belladonna Took “I Just Won Hobbit Survivor” Swimsuit Calendar. Call now! Operators are standing by.

[Anguirel]

Since the Dwarf-reducers currently lead by eight votes to two, I now intend to utterly contradict my earlier pleas.

Let's go for a double eviction.

--BOMBUR, ++DORI