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Old 01-11-2006, 08:15 AM   #1
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Someone put a fork on Gimli's chair.

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Gimli's helmet begins to shrink.
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Old 01-11-2006, 08:23 AM   #2
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Old 01-11-2006, 08:24 AM   #3
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Old 01-11-2006, 08:27 AM   #4
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Old 01-11-2006, 08:31 AM   #5
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Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:57 AM   #6
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Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:19 AM   #7
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:22 AM   #8
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:46 AM   #9
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Legolas: Sorry, Gimli, I'm afraid I lost Galdriel's hair in a game of Poker with Eomer. Man that guy can play. He cleaned me dry. I also bet him all Anduril and your axe. I hope you don't mind.
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