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The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2005, 03:33 PM

Elendil's mind nearly snaps as he realizes how much money he's lost betting in WW games that The Saucepan Man is a wolf. *

*Excluding the most recent switch-up game of Ang's, of course.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-17-2005, 05:12 PM

Elendil is suddenly given a flashback of The Hitchkiker's Guide to the Galaxy (no offence to those who acctually liked the movie)

The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2005, 09:55 PM

Sauron had taken the last of the thirteen-piece triple, double-stuffed crust jumbo pepperoni pizza with extra, extra cheese.

Elendil: "Hey! That makes seven pieces for you and only six for me!"

Gurthang · 12-17-2005, 10:50 PM

Elendil has a staring match with the fly that just landed inside his helmet.

OR

Elendil: "If I hear one more cross-eyed joke, I'll make somebody else cross-eyed!"

OR

Elendil hates 'Where's Waldo?' games.

OR

Elendil: "Honest Ocifer! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

Valesse · 12-18-2005, 12:51 AM

Sauron tells a 'Your Mama' joke, much to Elendil's embarassment.

OR

Elendil's eyes glazed over when, in his head, he figured out the perfect ending to that sweet concerto he had secretly been writing. Though he figured it didn't help that now he was knee deep in orcs and there wasn't a quill or pot of ink in sight.

OR

Elendil steps up to bat.

Maeggaladiel · 12-18-2005, 12:59 AM

The battle is interrupted when Sauron reveals his secret weapon: A big-screen TV. The humans didn't stand a chance.

OR

Staring at the roadsigns, Elendil realizes that he forgot his contact lenses. Now, instead of Disney Land, the entire army was in the middle of Mordor! This wasn't going to go over well with Sauron.

Lhunardawen · 12-18-2005, 02:22 AM

Elendil: Darn! Arwen's here and I forgot to shave!

12-17-2005, 05:12 PM	#2
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Elendil is suddenly given a flashback of The Hitchkiker's Guide to the Galaxy (no offence to those who acctually liked the movie) __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-17-2005, 10:50 PM	#4
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elendil has a staring match with the fly that just landed inside his helmet. OR Elendil: "If I hear one more cross-eyed joke, I'll make somebody else cross-eyed!" OR Elendil hates 'Where's Waldo?' games. OR Elendil: "Honest Ocifer! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-18-2005, 12:51 AM	#5
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Sauron tells a 'Your Mama' joke, much to Elendil's embarassment. OR Elendil's eyes glazed over when, in his head, he figured out the perfect ending to that sweet concerto he had secretly been writing. Though he figured it didn't help that now he was knee deep in orcs and there wasn't a quill or pot of ink in sight. OR Elendil steps up to bat. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-18-2005, 12:59 AM	#6
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	The battle is interrupted when Sauron reveals his secret weapon: A big-screen TV. The humans didn't stand a chance. OR Staring at the roadsigns, Elendil realizes that he forgot his contact lenses. Now, instead of Disney Land, the entire army was in the middle of Mordor! This wasn't going to go over well with Sauron. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

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12-17-2005, 03:33 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elendil's mind nearly snaps as he realizes how much money he's lost betting in WW games that The Saucepan Man is a wolf. * *Excluding the most recent switch-up game of Ang's, of course.

12-17-2005, 09:55 PM	#3
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sauron had taken the last of the thirteen-piece triple, double-stuffed crust jumbo pepperoni pizza with extra, extra cheese. Elendil: "Hey! That makes seven pieces for you and only six for me!"

12-18-2005, 02:22 AM	#7
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Elendil: Darn! Arwen's here and I forgot to shave!