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12-14-2005, 01:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Okay. DMG:
+ + Dwalin
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12-14-2005, 01:36 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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We know very little about Dwalin son of Fundin, but what little we know bears out that he is a rather cruel and perverse character.
I am speaking, of course, of the statement that he was a blue beard. Dwalin Bluebeard, or Bluebeard as we know him today, is best remembered for his longtime habit of marrying, and then summarily locking up and killing his wives. In a species as devoid of females as the Dwarven race is, this is a very serious crime. Indeed, one has to wonder if Dwalin's main motivation for joining Thorin's company was the prospect of meeting the Iron Hills Dwarves, and finding a new population of Dwarven females to prey on. It was clearly out of desperation for the family honour that his brother Balin left Erebor in search of Khazad-dum, rather than the prospect of mithril, as rumoured in Rivendell. That Dwalin, Balin's closest kin, remained behind is telling, for the number of females on the expedition must have been few, if any. Away with this pervert! ++ Dwalin Bluebeard, son of Fundin
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12-14-2005, 03:19 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I am a fan of dwarfs but when you vote of one of my favorite hobbit character I get mad.
++DWALIN
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12-14-2005, 06:03 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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BTW, my vote will be ++Bifur He's mor usless than Dwalin!!!
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12-15-2005, 12:14 PM
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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12-15-2005, 04:27 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Anador
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I would go with Dwalin. Killing female dwarves is almost genocide! By killing dwarves, we will lose a race that has long made crafts of beauty.
++DWALIN ________ Vaporizer.Org Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:21 PM. |
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12-15-2005, 05:17 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Once again, I'm sorry for the lateness of this. I didn't have computer access until today. I'll have the post up shortly.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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12-15-2005, 05:32 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Day 15
To a few people's great surprise, Dwalin was the one who got the most criticism. "He's useless!!! Useless I say!!" one said. "He's got a BLUE beard!! Even for Dwarves that's not a very common characteristic!!! And he didn't even die to give himself a good reputation!!!" Balin stated. "And Bilbo is gone!! This is for Bilbo!!!" Belladonna yelled!!! That night, the votes weren't surprising, no matter how spaced out they were:
Elrond - 1 Bard - 3 Bombur - 1 Dwalin - 9 Bifur - 1 "So what!? I have to go die to get myself a good name!? If that's what it takes to please you, I will!!!" And before anyone could stop him, Dwalin ran off into the jungle and wasn't seen again. No one knows what happened to him. Some say he fell off a cliff when he was crying, some say he was bit by a poisonous snake. However, everyone did feel that Dwalin, was in fact, dead. Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin Bilbo Golfimbul Carc Gollum The Master Dwalin The remaining contestants: Dwarves Balin Bifur Bombur Dain Dori Fili Gloin Kili Oin Thrain (father of Thorin) Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Men/Elves Bard Beorn Elrond Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Elvenking Girion Bad Guys Azog Bert Bolg Great Goblin Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Others Eagle Lord Roac Necromancer Belladonna Took Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) Old Took It's the start of Day 16. Today's voting will go on until tomorrow night and end at around an hour later than usual, hopefully. I have Christmas concert to perform in and I'm there all night because I play right off the bat and right at the end. Another thing, incase you missed that post. In the case of a tie, I will be eliminating both people, unless it's three. If it's three people or more, it will be the ONE who got the most votes.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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12-15-2005, 08:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2005
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++GREATGOBLIN
I should be the only goblin die any other goblins.
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