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bilbo_baggins · 12-07-2005, 12:50 PM

Unfortunately, a sudden outbreak of lice consumed the kingdom.

Farael · 12-07-2005, 01:33 PM

Fortunately lice grew so big that the people of Rohan were able to ride lice instead of horses, becoming the new lords of the Middle Earth

Roa_Aoife · 12-07-2005, 05:23 PM

Unfortunately, the hair grew so thick that everyone had trouble moving- even the Lice Lords of Rohan.

Farael · 12-07-2005, 05:28 PM

Fortunately, Manwe decided to send a strong wind to blow all the hair away towards Valinor (because it had, at last, become a fashion in the lands of the Valar too)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-07-2005, 07:24 PM

Unfortunately, this resulted in Manwe choking on a huge hairball.

Farael · 12-07-2005, 07:24 PM

Fortunately that meant that Yvanna could take his place, which was what she had always secretly desired

Eonwe · 12-07-2005, 07:55 PM

Unfortuantley (for her!) Tulkas threw out all the hair, killed the lice or drove them into the sea, and restored Manwe to the throne. after chianing Yvanna for an age, he sat back and basked in teh contentment taht comes from beer and restoring order to the universe

12-07-2005, 12:50 PM	#1
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Unfortunately, a sudden outbreak of lice consumed the kingdom. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

12-07-2005, 05:23 PM	#3
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Unfortunately, the hair grew so thick that everyone had trouble moving- even the Lice Lords of Rohan. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-07-2005, 07:55 PM	#7
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantley (for her!) Tulkas threw out all the hair, killed the lice or drove them into the sea, and restored Manwe to the throne. after chianing Yvanna for an age, he sat back and basked in teh contentment taht comes from beer and restoring order to the universe __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

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12-07-2005, 01:33 PM	#2
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately lice grew so big that the people of Rohan were able to ride lice instead of horses, becoming the new lords of the Middle Earth

12-07-2005, 05:28 PM	#4
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, Manwe decided to send a strong wind to blow all the hair away towards Valinor (because it had, at last, become a fashion in the lands of the Valar too)

12-07-2005, 07:24 PM	#6
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately that meant that Yvanna could take his place, which was what she had always secretly desired