Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Bombur wasn't fat, but a male model.

Quoth the raven, "Granted!"
Boromir is a male model. Yep, made of 100% plastic and standing in a rather unflattering pose. He is now a plastic man. Now everyone sings this little song;

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don’t feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can’t disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man!

I wish Hobbits were common throughout Middle Earth during the war of the Jewels.