Be careful what you wish for...

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish Mt. Doom was a huge slurpee machine

DONE .. and more! When Sauron forges the One ring his is dismayed that he can't take it out for fear of it melting. To fix this he enlist the services of the Cold-miser. All goes well until Isildur shows up with a Super-Soaker filled with hot chocolate.

After dispatching Sauron and claiming his weregild, Isildur is urged by Elrond to travel to the "Mountain of Icy Goodness". At the Sprinkles of Slush, Isildur decides not to throw the ring in and throws Elrond in instead.


I wish that Eowyn would have jumped on the Witch Kings flying steed on stole it from under his nose.