Snow angels

[Farael]

Don't worry Alatar but in this city you learn to respect the cold, as it can get pretty bad. Although I have to admit that
-Playing snow football I didn't realize my fingers were turning blue, although I still had sensitivity on them and they did not feel sluggish or anything
-I went toboganning when it was -50 C with the windchill. The first five minutes were alright, but after another five I had to run back inside because I Was freezing

Yet my plans were to try running on the snow wearing boots!! my excuse for that would have been that it'd give me a larger surface area and therefore there'd be less pressure on the snow.

I'll write again later with the results.... although odds are, I'll just make a lot of tracks in the snow.

Be less dense than the snow?

I'll take that as an attempt at humour rather than offense. But please, as written words do not convey expressions very clearly, make sure you clarify next time.

[Farael]

Well, after a while of fun experimentation (wish Science was just as fun) I have found that.... I cannot walk on snow without leaving a BIG imprint. No matter if I run, walk, starting from the snow or from a surface next to it, it won't make much of a difference. If anything, I have found that running from a hard surface into snow increases the chance of winding up with a facefull of snow I felt like such a kid.

[alatar]

I just walked through the thread again, and what an interesting read!

Just some thoughts:

• Do elves have some helium-producing gland that offsets their weight?

• Elves and humans have to be somewhat similar as they can create offspring (I think that that is the definition of a species).

• Dancing with an elf would be cool. Not only would they be the best 'moonwalkers,' but if they stepped on your toes, you'd never know.

• Tom Bombadil seemingly wards off rain by waving his hands. Do elves wave their hands downward and sing songs of lightness?

• The build up of lactic acid within your muscles is what makes you tired. Elves have better enzymes.

• Anyone who cuts grass knows that you leave a trail - you do, not just the mower.

Well, as the local forecast includes possible snow, I must go and perform my civic duty, which is to act like a few inches of snow falling in winter constitutes the end of civilization/the apocalypse. Snow?!? In winter? When did that ever start?

After disregarding all traffic laws and throwing common courtesy out the window, I will buy up all the bread, milk and toilet tissue that I can hoard then retreat slowly back to my domicile (as everyone else is out doing the same thing, and so the dry roads are clogged with panicked shoppers). For those who don't understand this behavior, you must understand that the news media (supported by many grocery chains) makes sure that each snowfall is an event, whether snow falls or not. And as this might just be the big one, I might not be able to go shopping for...24 hours at the most. The way some people react you'd think that cannibalism would set in after 4 hours without shopping.

But more likely, if snow does come, I will take advantage of the moment and go outside with the kids to make snow angels, as that's what life's all about.

Thanks for posting.

[Lalwendë]

Originally Posted by alatar

Do elves have some helium-producing gland that offsets their weight?

Makes you think. If you snogged an Elf would you have a really squeaky high pitched voice for a while afterwards? Did anyone warn Aragorn?

[Gothmog]

Elves and humans have to be somewhat similar as they can create offspring (I think that that is the definition of a species).

Come to think about it, as elves and men can create offspring that in their turn can create offspring, that means elves and men are the SAME species! According to the biological definition of the term at least. Makes you think...

And I, too, have tried walking on the snow up here. Without success of course. I still think that elves had gigantic feet that made it possible for them to walk on snow. Like small skis or snowshoes!

[The Saucepan Man]

Strange, but this thread makes me feel somehow abnormal for not trying to walk on snow to see if I can avoid making an impression because I instinctively know that I cannot ...

[Farael]

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Strange, but this thread makes me feel somehow abnormal for not trying to walk on snow to see if I can avoid making an impression because I instinctively know that I cannot ...

Oh, come on ... it's a lot of fun!! you've GOT to give it a try... we know thus far that Farael nor Gothmog can walk/run on snow... how about The Saucepan Man?