The Hobbit Survivor

[Gurthang]

Oh, com'on! Bert is like the most loveable bag guy ever! You can't vote him out yet!


I still say The Master should go, but I don't think my campaign has enough steam to go the distance.

But another dwarf will go, so let's see what we've got:

Balin - sounds like a crybaby. (<-----bad puns abound.)
Bifur - a bumbling baffoon.
Bombur - an ever-hungry bumbling baffoon.
Dain - who is this guy? Some town-maker or what?
Dori - put him on hinges in a doorway. (<------bad pun again.)
Durin - could endure to the end. (<------oh, another groaner.)
Dwalin - talks funny.
Fili - a 76er's fan, no doubt.
Fundin - I bet he's fun. (<-----bad, bad pun.)
Gloin - makes me think of groin....?
Kili - he's a killer, let him stay.
Nain - ????...?
Nori - blameshifter. [nor I] (<-----bad puns abound.)
Oin - just got hit in the groin. (<-----still abounding.)
Ori - what kind of name is Ori anyway
Thrain - well, he might have sthrain for victory. (<-----okay, that's the last one.)
Thorin - pompus windbag
Thror - what a boar. (<-----sorry, couldn't resist.)

So after that 'in depth analysis', I will go kick out the most fun/friendly/caring/peaceful dwarf and leave the bloodthirsty/offensive/deadly/egotistical/grumpy/stupid(/entertaining). With that in mind, I narrow it down to three.

Dain
Nain
Ori

That's tough, but I think I'll go with

++Ori

because he loves himself too much.