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Morai · 11-27-2005, 05:16 PM

Q: Who is Gandalf?

A: A professional pryotechnic exhibitor, firefighter *cough*Barlog*cough*, diplomat, also a member of the motocycle gang "The Flying Eagles." His hobbies include smoking, grooming his beard, and pointing his cane at hobbits and reprimanding them for walking on his grass.

Gothmog · 11-28-2005, 07:17 AM

Q: Who is Gimli?

A: A funny, bearded little guy who worked as a comedian. His slapstick performances included falling of horses and when he did stand-up he burped, drank to much beer and was too short for everything.

Q: Who is Glorfindel?

A: Who? Glor- what?

Morsul the Dark · 11-28-2005, 08:55 AM

Q:Who is Tom Bombadil
A:A suicide bomber so proud he put Bomb in his name his real name is Tom Adil

****the fact that sounded slightly arabian is a coincidence and does not reflect my views

Q:what is a hobbit
A:A habit is something like biting your nails.
Q:........no a hobbit
A: a hob bit...is a bit of a hob i suppose
Q:no....nevermmind

Q:Who wrote Lord of the Rings?
A:Peter Jackson although some sceptics believe that some JRR Tolkien Wrote which is of course bizarrely false and makes no sense after all this book version of the movie is nothing lik the movie just a cheap knockoff...I could go on for hours

Q:Is it true they orginally looked at Sean Connery to play Gandalf
A:Yes but think about it James Bonmd as Gandalf.....I mean its bad enough for Ian to uncloak.....

Morai · 11-28-2005, 05:38 PM

Q: What is Lord of the Rings?

A: Lord of the Rings was originally a comic book saga, most likely manga from Japan. Later J.R.R. Tolkien adapted it to a novel, and consequently took credit for its creation. His grandson Peter Jackson decided 100 years later to turn it into a stage musical that was entirely faithful to the novel.

Q: What are LOTR fans?

A: Members of an exclusive cult that involves deadly requirements for memberships (i.e. reading skills) Little is known, for members of this secret society won't share their secrets for fear that their plots of world domination will be crushed.

I hope no one was offended by the last one, I'm in an absurd mood today.

Farael · 11-28-2005, 06:18 PM

Q: Who are the Ents?

A: One of the most Ennoying bugs in this plEnet, the Ents Ere hervivores End work tirelessly Ell yeEr long (hope someone got that)

11-27-2005, 05:16 PM	#1
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles get old.... Q: Who is Gandalf? A: A professional pryotechnic exhibitor, firefighter coughBarlogcough, diplomat, also a member of the motocycle gang "The Flying Eagles." His hobbies include smoking, grooming his beard, and pointing his cane at hobbits and reprimanding them for walking on his grass. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-28-2005, 07:17 AM	#2
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	All about the movies... Q: Who is Gimli? A: A funny, bearded little guy who worked as a comedian. His slapstick performances included falling of horses and when he did stand-up he burped, drank to much beer and was too short for everything. Q: Who is Glorfindel? A: Who? Glor- what? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

11-28-2005, 08:55 AM	#3
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Q:Who is Tom Bombadil A:A suicide bomber so proud he put Bomb in his name his real name is Tom Adil ****the fact that sounded slightly arabian is a coincidence and does not reflect my views Q:what is a hobbit A:A habit is something like biting your nails. Q:........no a hobbit A: a hob bit...is a bit of a hob i suppose Q:no....nevermmind Q:Who wrote Lord of the Rings? A:Peter Jackson although some sceptics believe that some JRR Tolkien Wrote which is of course bizarrely false and makes no sense after all this book version of the movie is nothing lik the movie just a cheap knockoff...I could go on for hours Q:Is it true they orginally looked at Sean Connery to play Gandalf A:Yes but think about it James Bonmd as Gandalf.....I mean its bad enough for Ian to uncloak..... __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-28-2005, 05:38 PM	#4
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Q: What is Lord of the Rings? A: Lord of the Rings was originally a comic book saga, most likely manga from Japan. Later J.R.R. Tolkien adapted it to a novel, and consequently took credit for its creation. His grandson Peter Jackson decided 100 years later to turn it into a stage musical that was entirely faithful to the novel. Q: What are LOTR fans? A: Members of an exclusive cult that involves deadly requirements for memberships (i.e. reading skills) Little is known, for members of this secret society won't share their secrets for fear that their plots of world domination will be crushed. I hope no one was offended by the last one, I'm in an absurd mood today. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

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11-28-2005, 06:18 PM	#5
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Q: Who are the Ents? A: One of the most Ennoying bugs in this plEnet, the Ents Ere hervivores End work tirelessly Ell yeEr long (hope someone got that)