What do you assign to Mordor?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

People who use the phrase "My philosophy is..." before going on to talk about some totally mundane thing that only they care about. You know, like: "My philosophy is that a good wine is like a good family" or some other such gibberish.

It doesn't make you sound more clever; it makes you sound like an egotistical wannabe who's desperate to seem important.

To Mordor, to Mordor I send you!