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11-11-2005, 10:40 AM
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Alive without breath
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Ugluk: I think this has gone on long enough.
 Aragorn: Urgh! Don't go down there! Théoden: Why? Aragorn: Gandalf... grey... un... cloak...d
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11-11-2005, 10:48 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Aragorn a mighty Ranger from the north could handle all sorts of trials and evil, even the Nazgul did not hinder him yet this new evil vexed him, the dreaded tennis elbow.
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11-11-2005, 11:05 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Aragorn had finally made one grand entrance too many, and the doors had retaliated by rebounding off the wall and hitting him on the arm.
Doors: Mwahaha!
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11-11-2005, 11:21 AM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Aragorn: Stupid flu shot...
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11-11-2005, 11:27 AM
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Maundering Mage
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Foolishly Aragorn decided to have an arm punching contest with an ent.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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11-11-2005, 11:40 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Aragorn musing to himself, "What does she mean 'I have underarm body odor'? I just took a good soaking in the creek...I shouldn't need another bath for a month or so...Besides, Tolkien never intended that I drop into that stream anyway, so I'm actually one ahead on my bathing schedule...what is that woman's problem anyway?"
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11-11-2005, 11:47 AM
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Alive without breath
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That sinister looking plank of wood has been stalking Aragorn for weeks and finally decided to beat him up.
OR Aragorn tries to defend his title as the All Middle Earth hopping champion.
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11-11-2005, 11:34 AM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
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Sharku: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary!”
Aragorn: “'Tis but a scratch!” Sharku: “A scratch! Your arm's off!” Aragorn: “No it isn't.” Sharku: “Well, what's that, then?” (pointing at ground) Aragorn: “I've had worse!” Sharku: “You liar!” Aragorn: “Come on, you pansy!” Sharku: “Look, you stupid b****d, you've got no arms left!” Aragorn: “Yes I have.” Sharku: “Look!” Aragorn: “It's just a flesh wound!” Sharku: “What're you gonna do, bleed on me?” Aragorn: “I'm invincible!” Sharku: “You're a loony.” Aragorn: “All right, we'll call it a draw.” |
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