Be careful what you wish for...

[Boromir88]

I wish Gandalf was not so hated by Denethor.

I grant you wish, Gandalf and Denethor are best friends, Gandalf now assists Denethor in killing Faramir.

I wish Jackson would have kept Arwen at Helm's Deep

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Jackson would have kept Arwen at Helm's Deep

Granted. However, to balance this out, Saruman goes to Helm's Deep. Saruman knocks the old man's arrow away from his uruk-hai with staff, like what Gandalf did to Legolas' arrow, and the arrow flies into Arwen's head, killing her. Aragorn is distrought and, unable to lead his forces correctly, Helm's Deep is lost.

I wish Legolas got Gimil a box to stand on at Helm's Deep.

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish Legolas got Gimil a box to stand on at Helm's Deep.

Wouldn't you know it? Yet another fairie is having a rather rough day with her little sinuses and sneezes up another wish....on your shoulder. Yucky...

Legolas is a gentle..elf and gives Gimli a box to stand on before the battle of Helms Deep BUT during the intense battle a ladder knocks Gimli off of the box and he suffers from some might Middle Earth back pain. Not only that, but now the invaiding orcs have a cute, bulky-bearded step way down off the wall.

Later in the onslaught, the box provided goes flying with explosions (provided) and lands on Snowmane's head and renders the poor Merah unconcious. Snowmane sues Theoden for unsafe working conditions and, with a short but sweet background in how government runs, runs off to Rome (..and Roman times, I guess...)to become Caligua's horse*.

*History!: Caligua nearly made his horse a Senator of Rome. (Thankies for the pointer Kitanna!)

It is my deepest desire that orcs develop worker unions in the years prior to the War of the Ring.

[The Elf-warrior]

It is my deepest desire that orcs develop worker unions in the years prior to the War of the Ring.

Your wish is fulfilled. But Sauron suppressed those unions with brutal efficiency using the Olga-Hai and Uruks to massacre them. Grishnakh was a veteran of these wars and was made Captain of his elite interrogation squad. This was how he knew about the Ring.

I wish that Sauron was really just an eye.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Sauron was really just an eye.

(Good thing I was wearing my friend's coat) Granted. Eru sees what a wasted creation the eye Sauron is and replaces him with maia named Baal*. Baal* is more effective than Sauron and Morgoth is ruler of Middle-Earth by the time of the War of Wrath.

*False god in the Bible.


I wish orcs spoke only in Spanish.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish orcs spoke only in Spanish.

Your wish is granted. However, an orc comes to your house and explains that he wants some biscuits, but you cannot understand him and so he slaps you. In the face. with a mace.

I wish Tom Bombadill had a really big hat.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Tom Bombadill had a really big hat.

Tom Bombadil is now the owner of the world's largest hat. Far bigger than any ten gallon hat. He is able to hide Hobbits, Dwarves, and small children inside of it.

I wish Gimli would seize power and become the king of Gondor.