Middle Earth Dating Service

[The Saucepan Man]

The Saucepan Man ROCKS for ROSIE!

She don't need to be rich to be your girl. She don't need to be cool to rock your world.

You like fun, down-to-earth people who are not averse to the occasional pint and a spin around the dance-floor. You want to share your life with someone who is sweet and devoted and totally into the simple joys of domestic bliss.

Eat, drink, and be married, already.

That is startlingly accurate.

Although it would be doing Mrs Saucepan a disservice to suggest that she is solely into the simple joys of domestic bliss.

Just remember that birth control is not the enemy.

Quite so. Unlike Sam and Rosie, we have most definately drawn the line at two.