legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lhunardawen · 10-21-2005, 06:19 AM

I've already used this in Crazy Captions, but...

Some Middle-earth guy: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's will."

Rimbaud · 10-21-2005, 09:36 AM

Surely applying them in RL is key:

"You're as short as Gimli but as fair as Galadriel...that's no to the drink then?"

"That's funny. Similar thing happened to my mate Frodo Four Fingers..."

"Ah, Old Toby. What? Hello? Something I said?"

"Hola. Speak any Quenya?"

"Hey. I know, I know, the queue. Starbucks is pretty much Mordor, right?"

10-21-2005, 09:36 AM	#2
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Surely applying them in RL is key: "You're as short as Gimli but as fair as Galadriel...that's no to the drink then?" "That's funny. Similar thing happened to my mate Frodo Four Fingers..." "Ah, Old Toby. What? Hello? Something I said?" "Hola. Speak any Quenya?" "Hey. I know, I know, the queue. Starbucks is pretty much Mordor, right?" __________________ And all the rest is literature

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10-21-2005, 06:19 AM	#1
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	I've already used this in Crazy Captions, but... Some Middle-earth guy: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's will."