Be careful what you wish for...

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Planted and granted. But when he uncloaks, no one notices and so he gets upset and weeps endlessly till he falls into the sea and never helps Frodo and the Black Riders take the Ring!

I wish Dwarves' moustaches were made of iron.

Granted. But the iron is strongly magnetic and Dwarf armies become rather an odd sight, with eskimo kissing rife...

I wish my larder was as well stocked as Bag End's.