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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Everyone loved the story of when Gollum stole a flying horse!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
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He hated his life. Always forgotten, always scoffed at. Well, now was his time to show the world his true power! Minor Skin Irritation, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, rides again!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgûl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn...
Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know???
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees
![]() It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one! |
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Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgûl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Witch King: "Don't you know death when you see it?"
Gandalf: "Were's your sickle?" Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin."
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules:
As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him! 101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads. The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!" Star Wars/The Matrix By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick. Mulan/Hidalgo Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire.
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Queen Beruthiel by Tolkien.
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Behold! Galadriel without her make-up.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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that crazy thing...
...finds out that The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog have been canceled for painteing with Glirdan and goes crazy, sending the world into seven years of darkness till my show goes back on the air
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
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A Ringwraith decides to steal Pegasus from Hercules.
OR Faramir: "NAZGUL!" Men of Gondor: "That's a Nazgul?" *burst out laughing* OR This wraith is somewhat angry. He misplaced his favorite black wig. Now he has to wear his white one, which makes him look really old. But what he doesn't realize, is that his horse is using that black toupee for a goatee! OR PJ decides to go really low budget in the special effects department.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Children, this is what happens when a Smurf mates with a nazgul and steals a steed from My Pretty Pony!
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York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best! |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked, unskinned, an unnerving!
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Alive without breath
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It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!"
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Deadnight Chanter
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People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process
From the monograph Poets and the Zoo by Albrecht Rocksword, illustrated edition, copyright Albrecht Rocksword and CellistTonic Publishers, 1995, ISBN 0060815221. Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 6.1 x 1.2 inches, Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds, buy now for 99.99$ and save on shipping!
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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This is why Nienna rarely goes out . . .
This is also why she's single.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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