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Old 10-10-2005, 11:53 AM   #1
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Everyone loved the story of when Gollum stole a flying horse!
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Old 10-10-2005, 11:58 AM   #2
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He hated his life. Always forgotten, always scoffed at. Well, now was his time to show the world his true power! Minor Skin Irritation, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, rides again!
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:37 AM   #3
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...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgûl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn...

Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know???
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:55 PM   #4
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Pipe (Giacomo, Scrappy T, Afleet Alex, Bellamy Road [Stienbrenner's horse])

For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees )...

It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one!
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:00 PM   #5
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Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgûl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it.
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:05 PM   #6
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Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin."
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Old 10-11-2005, 10:45 PM   #7
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Question Movie mix-ups.

Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules:
As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him!

101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow
Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads.

The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella
Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!"

Star Wars/The Matrix
By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick.

Mulan/Hidalgo
Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire.
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:43 PM   #8
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Old 10-10-2005, 02:04 PM   #9
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Old 10-10-2005, 03:33 PM   #10
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that crazy thing...

...finds out that The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog have been canceled for painteing with Glirdan and goes crazy, sending the world into seven years of darkness till my show goes back on the air
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Old 10-10-2005, 04:05 PM   #11
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A Ringwraith decides to steal Pegasus from Hercules.

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Faramir: "NAZGUL!"
Men of Gondor: "That's a Nazgul?" *burst out laughing*

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This wraith is somewhat angry. He misplaced his favorite black wig. Now he has to wear his white one, which makes him look really old. But what he doesn't realize, is that his horse is using that black toupee for a goatee!

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PJ decides to go really low budget in the special effects department.
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Old 10-10-2005, 04:33 PM   #12
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Children, this is what happens when a Smurf mates with a nazgul and steals a steed from My Pretty Pony!
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Old 10-10-2005, 07:32 PM   #13
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Old 10-10-2005, 11:46 PM   #14
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!"

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If you looked really closely, this is what the midges on midge water looked like.
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:22 AM   #15
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People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process

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Old 10-11-2005, 12:45 AM   #16
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Leaf Secrets of a Vala revealed.

This is why Nienna rarely goes out . . .

This is also why she's single.
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