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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2005, 11:53 AM

Everyone loved the story of when Gollum stole a flying horse!

CaptainofDespair · 10-10-2005, 11:58 AM

He hated his life. Always forgotten, always scoffed at. Well, now was his time to show the world his true power! Minor Skin Irritation, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, rides again!

Gothmog · 10-11-2005, 08:37 AM

...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgûl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn...

Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know???

The Only Real Estel · 10-11-2005, 12:55 PM

For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees

)...

It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-11-2005, 01:00 PM

Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgûl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it.

The Elf-warrior · 10-11-2005, 08:05 PM

Witch King: "Don't you know death when you see it?"

Gandalf: "Were's your sickle?"

Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin."

Gurthang · 10-11-2005, 10:45 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules:
As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him!

101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow
Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads.

The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella
Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!"

Star Wars/The Matrix
By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick.

Mulan/Hidalgo
Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-10-2005, 01:43 PM

Queen Beruthiel by Tolkien.

Alcarillo · 10-10-2005, 02:04 PM

Behold! Galadriel without her make-up.

Gil-Galad · 10-10-2005, 03:33 PM

...finds out that The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog have been canceled for painteing with Glirdan and goes crazy, sending the world into seven years of darkness till my show goes back on the air

Gurthang · 10-10-2005, 04:05 PM

A Ringwraith decides to steal Pegasus from Hercules.

OR

Faramir: "NAZGUL!"
Men of Gondor: "That's a Nazgul?" *burst out laughing*

OR

This wraith is somewhat angry. He misplaced his favorite black wig. Now he has to wear his white one, which makes him look really old. But what he doesn't realize, is that his horse is using that black toupee for a goatee!

OR

PJ decides to go really low budget in the special effects department.

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-10-2005, 04:33 PM

Children, this is what happens when a Smurf mates with a nazgul and steals a steed from My Pretty Pony!

The Only Real Estel · 10-10-2005, 07:32 PM

Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked, unskinned, an unnerving!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2005, 11:46 PM

It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!"

OR

If you looked really closely, this is what the midges on midge water looked like.

HerenIstarion · 10-11-2005, 12:22 AM

People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process

From the monograph Poets and the Zoo by Albrecht Rocksword, illustrated edition, copyright Albrecht Rocksword and CellistTonic Publishers, 1995, ISBN 0060815221. Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 6.1 x 1.2 inches, Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds, buy now for 99.99$ and save on shipping!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-11-2005, 12:45 AM

This is why Nienna rarely goes out . . .

This is also why she's single.

10-10-2005, 11:53 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Everyone loved the story of when Gollum stole a flying horse! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2005, 08:37 AM	#3
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgûl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn... Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know??? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-11-2005, 12:55 PM	#4
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	(Giacomo, Scrappy T, Afleet Alex, Bellamy Road [Stienbrenner's horse]) For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees )... It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one!

10-11-2005, 01:00 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgûl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2005, 08:05 PM	#6
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Witch King: "Don't you know death when you see it?" Gandalf: "Were's your sickle?" Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-10-2005, 11:58 AM	#2
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	He hated his life. Always forgotten, always scoffed at. Well, now was his time to show the world his true power! Minor Skin Irritation, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, rides again!

10-11-2005, 10:45 PM	#7
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Movie mix-ups. Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules: As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him! 101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads. The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!" Star Wars/The Matrix By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick. Mulan/Hidalgo Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-10-2005, 01:43 PM	#8
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Queen Beruthiel by Tolkien. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-10-2005, 02:04 PM	#9
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Behold! Galadriel without her make-up.

10-10-2005, 03:33 PM	#10
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	that crazy thing... ...finds out that The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog have been canceled for painteing with Glirdan and goes crazy, sending the world into seven years of darkness till my show goes back on the air __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-10-2005, 04:05 PM	#11
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	A Ringwraith decides to steal Pegasus from Hercules. OR Faramir: "NAZGUL!" Men of Gondor: "That's a Nazgul?" burst out laughing OR This wraith is somewhat angry. He misplaced his favorite black wig. Now he has to wear his white one, which makes him look really old. But what he doesn't realize, is that his horse is using that black toupee for a goatee! OR PJ decides to go really low budget in the special effects department. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-10-2005, 04:33 PM	#12
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Children, this is what happens when a Smurf mates with a nazgul and steals a steed from My Pretty Pony! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-10-2005, 07:32 PM	#13
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked, unskinned, an unnerving!

10-10-2005, 11:46 PM	#14
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!" OR If you looked really closely, this is what the midges on midge water looked like. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2005, 12:22 AM	#15
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process From the monograph Poets and the Zoo by Albrecht Rocksword, illustrated edition, copyright Albrecht Rocksword and CellistTonic Publishers, 1995, ISBN 0060815221. Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 6.1 x 1.2 inches, Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds, buy now for 99.99$ and save on shipping! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-11-2005, 12:45 AM	#16
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Secrets of a Vala revealed. This is why Nienna rarely goes out . . . This is also why she's single. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

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