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Old 10-05-2005, 08:29 PM   #1
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I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree.
Your wish is granted. The Invasion of Bree sparks a war between men and the halflings, and ending in the eradication of the latter. The Shire is replaced by a giant concrete war monument, attracting thousands of tourists per year. The parking lot is expanded to cover all of Eriador, destroying Rivendell and the Grey Havens in the process.

I wish the name "Urwen" didn't sound so much like "Irwin".
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:13 PM   #2
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Granted. Now it is pronounced so strangely that only Tom Bombadil and Eru Iluvatar can say it correctly.

I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath.
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:34 PM   #3
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I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath.
Granted. Now we do...and we wish we didn't!

I wish I had a barrel of Longbottom leaf.
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Old 10-05-2005, 11:44 PM   #4
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I wish I had a barrel of Longbottom leaf.
Pop! There is now a barrel in your lap. But your hands are tied behind your back by a length of rope. You cannot open it and go mad trying before you smash it open with your head and then realise you have no pipe.

I wish that elves lived in the woods behind my house.
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Old 10-06-2005, 12:32 AM   #5
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Granted. Your house is now in the middle of nowhere.

I wish people would stop debating over Balrog wings.
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:00 AM   #6
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Granted. People no longer debate over Balrog wings, but the post by 1000 reader made the combatants forget exactly what they were fighting for, and they train their armpower instead on 1000 reader, who disintegrates into dust.

I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such.
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Old 10-06-2005, 05:41 AM   #7
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I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such.
Your wish is granted. Saruman takes over the world because of the absense of Sauron, who is in Mordor living as a hippy.

I wish Celeborn was a block of cheese.
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