Be careful what you wish for...

[Boromir88]

I wish Gondor and Harad/Umbar would be the best of friends.

Your wish is granted, but this ticks off Elrond, Galadriel, and Theoden who ally themselves with Sauron and obliterate Gondor, Harad and Umbar from the map.

I wish Gimli was a woman-dwarf

[malkatoj]

Originally posted by Boromir88:
I wish Gimli was a woman-dwarf.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you can't really tell the difference--it's the beards.


I wish the Nazgul were pink and sparkley.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish the Nazgul were pink and sparkley.

Your wish is granted. Everyone who sees them dies from laughing too hard, including Frodo, and they take the Ring to Sauron (who is immune to their effect).

I wish PJ hadn't put those messed up hyena things in the movies.

[The Perky Ent]

I wish PJ hadn't put those messed up hyena things in the movies.

Your wish is granted. I'm assuming you're talking about the wargs, so the wargs never attack the Rohirrim. The Rohirrim get overconfident at the battle of Helm's Deep, lose, and Saruman takes Rohan.



I wish Saruman had blue hair and was a hippy

[malkatoj]

I wish Saruman had blue hair and was a hippy

Your wish is granted. Saruman smokes too much pot. Gandalf sees that he's relaxed and not worried about Mordor and joins him. In staring at their fingers, they forget about Frodo, the Fellowship and the Ring. When Gandalf finally remembers, he jumps into his VW bus, which stalls, drives to them as fast as he can, then sees them and, still hallucinating, thinks they're orcs. He hits them with his bus and leaves the bodies there for the Nazgul to find.

I wish there were more Gollum/Smeagol conversations in the movies.

[arcticstorm]

Your wish is granted
Gollum/smeagol have more conversations in the movie. As a result a large society of Schitzofrenics gets mad and sues PJ and Newline for making fun of them, and a s a result all gollum/smeagol conversations had to be cut.\\


I wish that Fatty had gone on the quest with the rest of the conspirators

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Fatty had gone on the quest with the rest of the conspirators

Woosh! Your wish is my command! Granted. Fatty goes along. Sam no longer feels so insecure about his weight, and so feels he can eat more food, they all starve to death at weather top.

I wish The Anduin was a river of chocolate.