Be careful what you wish for...

[The Perky Ent]

I wish the Barrow Downs was the size of Gondor.

Your wish is granted. The Barrow Downs are now the size of Gondor. But, because you must do the same thing to both sides of the equation/inequality, Gondor was now the size of old Middle Earth, and new Middle Earth was the size of Jupiter.


I wish Pallando and Alatar hadn't run off

[arcticstorm]

your wish is granted.
Alatar and Pallando join with Saruman, and together they are able to destroy Rohan, an in the process kill Aragor. Legolas, Gimli, the ents, Merry, and Pippen. Thus causing Sauron with the Witch King to have dominion over Middle Earth

I wish Gandalf would stay cloaked

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by arcticstorm

I wish Gandalf would stay cloaked

Your wish is granted.
Gandalf decides to be decent and reamins cloaks, however this results in the uncloaking of Saruman and the depantsing of Hobbits across the Shire.

I wish Merry and Pippin would give up ale and pipeweed.

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Merry and Pippin would give up ale and pipeweed.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Gandalf, who said 'Then smoke, and think of him!' is incensed that his advice is not taken, cries, runs away and tells Eru on them, and Eru decides that it wasn't him that promised to never wipe out the world again with a flood, and then proceeds to wipe out the world. Barrow-downer's last thoughts are - who made that wish?

I wish I didn't live in Korea, so I could take more active part in the Barrow-Downs.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish I didn't live in Korea, so I could take more active part in the Barrow-Downs.

Your wish is granted. You now live in Giant Slug Land and are continually being slimed by said creatures.

I wish I was the King of Gondor.

[Glirdan]

I wish I was the King of Gondor.

Your wish is granted. Unfourtunately, you were turned into Isildur and you got shot by arrows.

I wish Theodred didn't die.

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Glirdan

I wish Theodred didn't die.

Your wish is granted. Theodred didn't die, therefore Eomer never became king, and then Faramir doesn't marry Eowyn for diplomatic reasons, and then... Um... I forgot what happens next, but it was something bad.

I wish Christopher Tolkien's son is a reincarnation of Tolkien and writes more LOTR series.