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The Perky Ent · 09-26-2005, 08:52 PM

Fortunatly, Balrogs also eat hobbit children, so the Balrogs ate the hobbits instead. (Fortunatly

)

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-26-2005, 11:47 PM

Unfortunately, Sam knocked out all of the Balrog's teeth.

Kath · 09-27-2005, 03:45 AM

Fortunately Balrog's can eat without teeth.

Boromir88 · 09-27-2005, 05:08 AM

Unfortunately the balrog couldn't chew his food properly and started choking on a hobbit leg. (Frodos' Leg that is).

The Perky Ent · 09-27-2005, 09:43 AM

Fortunatly, when Balrog's choke, they breathe fire, so in the process of choking the Balrog dissolved the leg

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-27-2005, 10:53 AM

Unfortunately, when he burned the leg, he also burned his throat and he died.

Hiriel · 09-27-2005, 02:55 PM

Fortunantly, all the other balrogs used his flaming corspe to roast marshmellows.

Glirdan · 09-27-2005, 03:16 PM

Unfourtunately, the all had colds at the time and they burned their marshmellows.

The Perky Ent · 09-27-2005, 04:03 PM

Fortunatly, Gothmog was currently playing in WWJI and his job was the foreman of the marshmellow factory, so there were marshmellows for all the balrogs!

Gil-Galad · 09-27-2005, 04:38 PM

Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog came by so everyone had to leave

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-27-2005, 04:44 PM

Fortunatly Thingol came by (don't no why) and he "liked" stinky balrogs!

The Perky Ent · 09-27-2005, 05:32 PM

Unfortunatly, Dior didn't like the Balrog, and killed him

The Elf-warrior · 09-27-2005, 07:05 PM

Fortunately the death *ahem* of Johnny the Stinky Balrog was enlightening to science.

Glirdan · 09-27-2005, 08:35 PM

Unfourtunately, they still weren't able to find the cure for the common cold.

Eonwe · 09-27-2005, 08:37 PM

Fortunately they were all elves, and impervious to the effects of the common cold.

The Elf-warrior · 09-27-2005, 09:00 PM

Unfortunately Glirdan's poetry caused diseases far worse than the comman cold. (Turning into a slug with Gothmog as your translator never produces good poetry.)

Glirdan · 09-27-2005, 09:02 PM

Fourtunately, Eru smote The Elf Warrior down as he said it. Therefor, we never have to hear about me turning into a slug again.

The Elf-warrior · 09-27-2005, 09:10 PM

Unfortunately Glirdan's's transition from slug to human left her with some temporary muscle pains.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 06:18 AM

. . . there is still hope.

(You figure this one out.

)

Lhunardawen · 09-28-2005, 06:33 AM

Unfortunately, nobody was able to figure out what Nilp just said.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 06:58 AM

. . . It was only Lhuny-tunes (daga!

) who didn't get it. The others who post here would surely understand it.

Gil-Galad · 09-28-2005, 07:30 AM

Unfortunately Gil-Galad knew, and drew a new map for Middle Earth to make it more interesting

Kath · 09-28-2005, 09:22 AM

Fortunately, Kath also understood and quickly put false names on Gil's map.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-28-2005, 05:13 PM

Unfortunately, Eru lost his mind and started smiting everyone, killing the two board users and burning the map to ashes.

Boromir88 · 09-28-2005, 05:34 PM

Fortunately, Morgoth was the most misunderstood character in Tolkien. He didn't do things because he was evil, but because he was just a rebel and wanted to do everything totally opposite of Eru, and he restores the map and the board people.

Eonwe · 09-28-2005, 06:06 PM

unforetunately, eru doesn't like rebels living in arda, so he banished not only morgoth, but the map and the board users to boot.

Glirdan · 09-28-2005, 08:07 PM

Fourtunately, he decided to let Sauron stay. Gandalf after all did need a rival.

For future reference Elf-Warrior, I am a he. And don't worry, there's no hard feelings.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-28-2005, 08:17 PM

Unfortunately, the ring fell into Mount Doom by a freak accident, however, and Sauron then died, never to surface again.

Eonwe · 09-28-2005, 08:23 PM

Foretunately, because that would leave Middle-Earth bereft of a Dark Lord, Galadriel found the ring and replaced him. (

oh boy...)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 08:23 PM

. . . Nilp didn't like the idea of Kath being dead or banished, so he battled this Eru guy and won.

Glirdan · 09-28-2005, 08:25 PM

Fourtunately, this was a good thing because it meant that we got Kath back!! YAY Nilp!!!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 08:29 PM

. . . it meant Nilp replaced Eru as supreme deity. His first act as deity is to bring Sauron back to life.

Eonwe · 09-28-2005, 08:49 PM

Fortunately, Galadriel wasn't two pleased about being usurpted as Dark Lord and (still being armed with teh ring) attacked nilp and his upstart sauron. she was utterly victorious.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 08:58 PM

. . . Galadriel ended up killing a Nilp-clone (I have lots of those, just ask Menel). The real(?) Nilp got behind Galadriel and sent her to Mary-Sue land.

(Always wanted to do that.

)

Glirdan · 09-28-2005, 09:00 PM

Fourtunately, she enjoyed it there and decided to stay.

Eonwe · 09-28-2005, 09:02 PM

Fortunately, Galadiel didn't mind so much, because after a breif stay in the Halls of Mandos, she was given a new body and returned to business as usually.

The Perky Ent · 09-28-2005, 09:33 PM

Unfortunatly, the death of Galadriel drove Nil insane, and he chopped her body up into pieces and hid them under the floorboards of his house. But he kept hearing the beating of her heart. Finally, he went crazy and took his own life!

American Literature strikes again!

The 1,000 Reader · 09-28-2005, 09:49 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf was captured by the real Eru(Nlip killed stand-in #1337) and his clothes were fused with his body so he could never be uncloaked again.

The Perky Ent · 09-28-2005, 11:22 PM

Unfortunatly, no amount of power could destory Edgar Alen Poe's works, and so the americana still took Nil to his grave.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-29-2005, 01:37 AM

Fortunately, that was a good thing in Manwe's book.

09-26-2005, 08:52 PM	#1841
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Balrogs also eat hobbit children, so the Balrogs ate the hobbits instead. (Fortunatly ) __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-26-2005, 11:47 PM	#1842
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Sam knocked out all of the Balrog's teeth. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-27-2005, 03:45 AM	#1843
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately Balrog's can eat without teeth. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-27-2005, 05:08 AM	#1844
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately the balrog couldn't chew his food properly and started choking on a hobbit leg. (Frodos' Leg that is). __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-27-2005, 09:43 AM	#1845
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, when Balrog's choke, they breathe fire, so in the process of choking the Balrog dissolved the leg __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-27-2005, 10:53 AM	#1846
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, when he burned the leg, he also burned his throat and he died. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-27-2005, 02:55 PM	#1847
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Fortunantly, all the other balrogs used his flaming corspe to roast marshmellows. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-27-2005, 03:16 PM	#1848
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the all had colds at the time and they burned their marshmellows. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-27-2005, 04:03 PM	#1849
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Gothmog was currently playing in WWJI and his job was the foreman of the marshmellow factory, so there were marshmellows for all the balrogs! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-27-2005, 04:38 PM	#1850
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog came by so everyone had to leave __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-27-2005, 05:32 PM	#1852
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Dior didn't like the Balrog, and killed him __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-27-2005, 07:05 PM	#1853
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the death ahem of Johnny the Stinky Balrog was enlightening to science. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-27-2005, 08:35 PM	#1854
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, they still weren't able to find the cure for the common cold. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-27-2005, 08:37 PM	#1855
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately they were all elves, and impervious to the effects of the common cold. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-27-2005, 09:00 PM	#1856
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Glirdan's poetry caused diseases far worse than the comman cold. (Turning into a slug with Gothmog as your translator never produces good poetry.) __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-27-2005, 09:02 PM	#1857
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Eru smote The Elf Warrior down as he said it. Therefor, we never have to hear about me turning into a slug again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-27-2005, 09:10 PM	#1858
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Glirdan's's transition from slug to human left her with some temporary muscle pains. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-28-2005, 06:18 AM	#1859
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . there is still hope. (You figure this one out. ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-28-2005, 06:33 AM	#1860
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Unfortunately, nobody was able to figure out what Nilp just said.

09-28-2005, 06:58 AM	#1861
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . It was only Lhuny-tunes (daga! ) who didn't get it. The others who post here would surely understand it. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 09-28-2005 at 07:05 AM. Reason: word waffling

09-28-2005, 07:30 AM	#1862
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Gil-Galad knew, and drew a new map for Middle Earth to make it more interesting __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-28-2005, 09:22 AM	#1863
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately, Kath also understood and quickly put false names on Gil's map. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-28-2005, 05:13 PM	#1864
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Eru lost his mind and started smiting everyone, killing the two board users and burning the map to ashes.

09-28-2005, 05:34 PM	#1865
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, Morgoth was the most misunderstood character in Tolkien. He didn't do things because he was evil, but because he was just a rebel and wanted to do everything totally opposite of Eru, and he restores the map and the board people. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-28-2005, 06:06 PM	#1866
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	unforetunately, eru doesn't like rebels living in arda, so he banished not only morgoth, but the map and the board users to boot. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-28-2005, 08:07 PM	#1867
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he decided to let Sauron stay. Gandalf after all did need a rival. For future reference Elf-Warrior, I am a he. And don't worry, there's no hard feelings. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-28-2005, 08:17 PM	#1868
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the ring fell into Mount Doom by a freak accident, however, and Sauron then died, never to surface again.

09-28-2005, 08:23 PM	#1869
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Foretunately, because that would leave Middle-Earth bereft of a Dark Lord, Galadriel found the ring and replaced him. ( oh boy...) __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-28-2005, 08:23 PM	#1870
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Nilp didn't like the idea of Kath being dead or banished, so he battled this Eru guy and won. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-28-2005, 08:25 PM	#1871
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, this was a good thing because it meant that we got Kath back!! YAY Nilp!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-28-2005, 08:29 PM	#1872
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . it meant Nilp replaced Eru as supreme deity. His first act as deity is to bring Sauron back to life. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-28-2005, 08:49 PM	#1873
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, Galadriel wasn't two pleased about being usurpted as Dark Lord and (still being armed with teh ring) attacked nilp and his upstart sauron. she was utterly victorious. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-28-2005, 08:58 PM	#1874
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Galadriel ended up killing a Nilp-clone (I have lots of those, just ask Menel). The real(?) Nilp got behind Galadriel and sent her to Mary-Sue land. (Always wanted to do that. ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-28-2005, 09:00 PM	#1875
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, she enjoyed it there and decided to stay. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-28-2005, 09:02 PM	#1876
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, Galadiel didn't mind so much, because after a breif stay in the Halls of Mandos, she was given a new body and returned to business as usually. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!