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Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-26-2005, 08:35 PM

. . . Balrogs eat frogs.

The Perky Ent · 09-26-2005, 08:52 PM

Fortunatly, Balrogs also eat hobbit children, so the Balrogs ate the hobbits instead. (Fortunatly

)

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-26-2005, 11:47 PM

Unfortunately, Sam knocked out all of the Balrog's teeth.

Kath · 09-27-2005, 03:45 AM

Fortunately Balrog's can eat without teeth.

Boromir88 · 09-27-2005, 05:08 AM

Unfortunately the balrog couldn't chew his food properly and started choking on a hobbit leg. (Frodos' Leg that is).

The Perky Ent · 09-27-2005, 09:43 AM

Fortunatly, when Balrog's choke, they breathe fire, so in the process of choking the Balrog dissolved the leg

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-27-2005, 10:53 AM

Unfortunately, when he burned the leg, he also burned his throat and he died.

The Elf-warrior · 09-27-2005, 09:10 PM

Unfortunately Glirdan's's transition from slug to human left her with some temporary muscle pains.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 06:18 AM

. . . there is still hope.

(You figure this one out.

)

Lhunardawen · 09-28-2005, 06:33 AM

Unfortunately, nobody was able to figure out what Nilp just said.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 06:58 AM

. . . It was only Lhuny-tunes (daga!

) who didn't get it. The others who post here would surely understand it.

Gil-Galad · 09-28-2005, 07:30 AM

Unfortunately Gil-Galad knew, and drew a new map for Middle Earth to make it more interesting

09-26-2005, 08:35 PM	#1
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Balrogs eat frogs. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-26-2005, 08:52 PM	#2
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Balrogs also eat hobbit children, so the Balrogs ate the hobbits instead. (Fortunatly ) __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-26-2005, 11:47 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Sam knocked out all of the Balrog's teeth. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-27-2005, 03:45 AM	#4
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately Balrog's can eat without teeth. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-27-2005, 05:08 AM	#5
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,522	Unfortunately the balrog couldn't chew his food properly and started choking on a hobbit leg. (Frodos' Leg that is). __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-27-2005, 09:43 AM	#6
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, when Balrog's choke, they breathe fire, so in the process of choking the Balrog dissolved the leg __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-27-2005, 10:53 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, when he burned the leg, he also burned his throat and he died. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-27-2005, 09:10 PM	#8
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Glirdan's's transition from slug to human left her with some temporary muscle pains. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-28-2005, 06:18 AM	#9
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . there is still hope. (You figure this one out. ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-28-2005, 06:33 AM	#10
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Unfortunately, nobody was able to figure out what Nilp just said.

09-28-2005, 06:58 AM	#11
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . It was only Lhuny-tunes (daga! ) who didn't get it. The others who post here would surely understand it. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 09-28-2005 at 07:05 AM. Reason: word waffling

09-28-2005, 07:30 AM	#12
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Gil-Galad knew, and drew a new map for Middle Earth to make it more interesting __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

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