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dancing spawn of ungoliant · 09-23-2005, 12:22 PM

Sauron had this nagging feeling that a little less silver polish might have been enough.

Pallando · 09-23-2005, 12:41 PM

Sauron turns to Isildur and asks "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

or

Behold the armor the Dark Lord would have donned had he reclaimed his ring! The Armor of Urple Light! Armies would have too busy laughing to fight back as he conquered the lands.

The Only Real Estel · 09-23-2005, 12:45 PM

(for those of you who like Family Guy

)

Playing Pictionary at Meduseld:

Pippin (offscreen): "Jackel! Uh...jackel! Jackel. Is it, jackel? Jackel! It's a jackel!"

Theoden: "I quit! It wasn't jackel the first time Pippin, why the heck would it be the next 50 times!?"

Formendacil · 09-23-2005, 01:28 PM

Is it any wonder that Sauron ceased to serve Aule and the Valar? All that light just didn't look as good on his as ebony.

Glirdan · 09-23-2005, 01:58 PM

Théoden pic

(an advance sorry to those who normally do this)

Théoden: Are we at Helm's Deep yet?

Old guy: No sir. The map lied to us.

Théoden: I hate MapQuest!!!

Sauron pic

Sauron: NOOOOO!!!! I AM DEFEATED!!!!

Legolas: Hey everyone!!! Sauron's defeated!!!!

Everyone, including Saruon:

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-23-2005, 02:07 PM

Sauron is accused of lying after saying "I did not eat all the pies!"

Or

For all you Doctor Who fans;

Sauron is an Auton! (look at his hand!

Anguirel · 09-23-2005, 02:17 PM

A Silmaril, tired of being repeatedly stolen, decides to take action...

The Only Real Estel · 09-23-2005, 05:53 PM

Sauron had his fingers cut off in the midst of pulling splinters out of him.
(that would explain the tweezers in his left hand...)

arcticstorm · 09-23-2005, 06:59 PM

Sauron? Yes, that is what they used to call me, Sauron the black. I am Sauron the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

Bêthberry · 09-23-2005, 06:58 PM

Are those feline or canine facial features?

Witch_Queen · 09-23-2005, 11:29 PM

(Pippin with a pale of water)

Pippin: Wonder what happens when I do this. *throws water on Sauron*

Sauron: I'm melting... melting..... MELTING!!!!!!
(little orcs run out around the now melting Sauron singing HI HO the witch is dead the wicked wicked witch is dead)
Sauron lets out a final cry as he turns into a rainbow lollipop.

Pippin: Hey look Merry a pretty lollipop. Wanna lick?

----------OR----------------

Sauron runs out of dark tower singing and dancing.

Sauron: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony.......

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 12:46 AM

Sauron spent too long on the sun-bed.

OR

Sauron the black, uncloaked.

Morsul the Dark · 09-24-2005, 09:21 AM

I don't know why but this came to mind(wonder what froid would say...)

Sauron: Behold I am the great Sauron
Beavis(yes random):Really cool but I am the Great Cornholio
S:But Im better
B: Do you have TP?
S:.....uh....no
B:Than you su-- for I am the great cornholioooooooooo

or(another less random one)

Sauron:Let me get this straight Gandalf glows and all of a sudden he's mighty...but if i glow im dieing....dude thats messed up

The Perky Ent · 09-24-2005, 09:28 AM

After killing Sauron, the men of Gondor turned him into Pelagir's first human lighthouse

CaptainofDespair · 09-24-2005, 09:43 AM

Sauron: What? What do you mean this set isn't for the Dragonball Z live-action movie try-outs?

---------
Later
---------

Sauron: How could I not get the part? How?! I can do the glowy effects thing without the need for expensive visuals! *weeps*
Elrond: It's okay...you'll get other jobs...
Sauron: Easy for you to say, Agent Elrond....*muttering* jerk...

09-23-2005, 12:22 PM	#1
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Sauron had this nagging feeling that a little less silver polish might have been enough. __________________ Fenris Wolf

09-23-2005, 12:45 PM	#3
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	for the Theoden pic... (for those of you who like Family Guy ) Playing Pictionary at Meduseld: Pippin (offscreen): "Jackel! Uh...jackel! Jackel. Is it, jackel? Jackel! It's a jackel!" Theoden: "I quit! It wasn't jackel the first time Pippin, why the heck would it be the next 50 times!?"

09-23-2005, 01:28 PM	#4
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Is it any wonder that Sauron ceased to serve Aule and the Valar? All that light just didn't look as good on his as ebony. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-23-2005, 01:58 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Théoden pic (an advance sorry to those who normally do this) Théoden: Are we at Helm's Deep yet? Old guy: No sir. The map lied to us. Théoden: I hate MapQuest!!! Sauron pic Sauron: NOOOOO!!!! I AM DEFEATED!!!! Legolas: Hey everyone!!! Sauron's defeated!!!! Everyone, including Saruon: __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-23-2005, 02:07 PM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron is accused of lying after saying "I did not eat all the pies!" Or For all you Doctor Who fans; Sauron is an Auton! (look at his hand! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-23-2005, 12:41 PM	#2
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Sauron turns to Isildur and asks "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" or Behold the armor the Dark Lord would have donned had he reclaimed his ring! The Armor of Urple Light! Armies would have too busy laughing to fight back as he conquered the lands.

09-23-2005, 02:17 PM	#7
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	A Silmaril, tired of being repeatedly stolen, decides to take action... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

09-23-2005, 05:53 PM	#8
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sauron had his fingers cut off in the midst of pulling splinters out of him. (that would explain the tweezers in his left hand...)

09-23-2005, 06:59 PM	#9
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Sauron? Yes, that is what they used to call me, Sauron the black. I am Sauron the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

09-23-2005, 06:58 PM	#10
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Are those feline or canine facial features? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-23-2005, 11:29 PM	#11
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	(Pippin with a pale of water) Pippin: Wonder what happens when I do this. throws water on Sauron Sauron: I'm melting... melting..... MELTING!!!!!! (little orcs run out around the now melting Sauron singing HI HO the witch is dead the wicked wicked witch is dead) Sauron lets out a final cry as he turns into a rainbow lollipop. Pippin: Hey look Merry a pretty lollipop. Wanna lick? ----------OR---------------- Sauron runs out of dark tower singing and dancing. Sauron: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony....... __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

09-24-2005, 12:46 AM	#12
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron spent too long on the sun-bed. OR Sauron the black, uncloaked. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 09:21 AM	#13
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	I don't know why but this came to mind(wonder what froid would say...) Sauron: Behold I am the great Sauron Beavis(yes random):Really cool but I am the Great Cornholio S:But Im better B: Do you have TP? S:.....uh....no B:Than you su-- for I am the great cornholioooooooooo or(another less random one) Sauron:Let me get this straight Gandalf glows and all of a sudden he's mighty...but if i glow im dieing....dude thats messed up __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-24-2005, 09:28 AM	#14
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	After killing Sauron, the men of Gondor turned him into Pelagir's first human lighthouse __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-24-2005, 09:43 AM	#15
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Sauron: What? What do you mean this set isn't for the Dragonball Z live-action movie try-outs? --------- Later --------- Sauron: How could I not get the part? How?! I can do the glowy effects thing without the need for expensive visuals! weeps Elrond: It's okay...you'll get other jobs... Sauron: Easy for you to say, Agent Elrond....muttering jerk...

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