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09-15-2005, 12:00 PM
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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++Samwise
A stack of documents from Sam's mayoral years was recently uncovered, which irrefutably prove Anguirel's shocking allegations. It seems that Sam used his position as Mayor to keep all pipeweed, fish and chips, chocolate cupcakes, and other tasty delights for himself and his large family. Furthermore, Sam admitted in his diary that he plotted to seize the throne of Gondor for himself. Why else would he send Elanor out as a maid for Arwen? She was a spy sent to gather information and foment rebellion against the King while increasing the visibility of the Gamgee family for the Gondorian public. Finally, the whole business of Sam's changing his family name to Gardner is suspicious. What was the need for an alias other than an attempt to hide his past? Additional investigations reveal that Sam used many other names, including "Sam the Snake" and "Sticky Fingers Samwise" during his years in the Shire's criminal underworld. There's no need for such an unsavory character here. It's time for Sam to go home.
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09-15-2005, 01:05 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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I'd have to say Anguirel and Mith have done an excellent job convincing me not to vote for Celeborn.
So, like I said, it would either be Celeborn or Sam... ++Sam Votes so far go... Sam- 7 Celeborn- 3 Aragorn- 2 Thranduil- 1
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09-15-2005, 02:37 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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What a nefarious bunch we are when we will kick out the most honest and sincere hobbit ever to grace Middle-earth. This is awful!
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09-15-2005, 02:42 PM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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Awful, yes, hee hee hee, tragic, ho ho ho, what vile slanderers we are, ha ha ha!
That's what you get for picking a fight with the Lord of Lorien...
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09-15-2005, 02:43 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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09-15-2005, 02:46 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
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Yeah well to bad!
 ++Sam 
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09-15-2005, 03:08 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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That wraps things up. I don't have to go through who lost, we all know it was Sam. And by a blowout. The Tribe's (excluding Frodo) last words while Sam exitted the Island were..." you go eat your nasty chips."
The remaining players are... Hobbits Bilbo Frodo Gollum Lobelia Sackville-Baggins Merry Pippin Men and Rohan Lady Aragorn Boromir Denethor Eomer Eowyn Faramir Grima Hama Wizards Alatar Pallando Radagast Saruman Dwarves Gimli Gloin Elves Celeborn Cirdan Elrond Galadriel Glorfindel Thranduil Others Goldberry Quickbeam Treebeard Badguys MovieGothmog Grishnakh Ugluk
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09-15-2005, 03:12 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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I'm gonna stick with my previous vote.
++Celeborn he needs to go.
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