Werewolf IX: the Saga Owns You and You Know It

[Encaitare]

"We are but seven this morn," Folwren noted as they congregated in the village square.

"Just like the sons of Feanor," Shelob commented.

"Yeah, and look what happened to them," Holbytlass said darkly.

"Ooh, can I be Maglor?" asked Meneltarmacil excitedly.

"No, you can't," Wilwa said firmly.

"So let's see who's missing..." Kath said, looking around at the small group.

"It's Durelin," Cailín realized.

Durelin had often been a bit of an enigma to the other villagers, largely because she often told them to "Ph34r my 1337 sk!llz," and whenever she wrote them letters, they were cluttered with numbers and symbols that made the words hard to decipher. Yet they had been fond of her, and it was with heavy hearts that they went to her "hum813 h0m3".

They found her sitting in her favorite chair, which was so comfortable that Durelin had claimed it was impossible to leave. Indeed, it would have been quite hard for her to get out of the chair, because a sword had been run straight through her, pinning her to the back of the seat. Written in browned blood on her forehead was the word "PWNED".

"Look!" a villager cried, pointing at the wall. There was another message:

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

Although the Wolves' language was crude, the villagers got the idea. "Back to the square!" they said. "Let's make sure we get one of those furry beasts toDay."

~*~*~*~*~

Living:

Folwren
Shelob
Holbytlass
Meneltarmacil
wilwarin538
Kath
Cailín


The Deceased:

Encaitare (Moderator) - Stuck full of quills by Wolves on NIGHT 1
Llama (Mammal) - Mauled into oblivion by Black Beorning on NIGHT 1
Bergil (Ordinary Villager) - Crushed under the gallows on DAY 1
SamwiseGamgee (Ordinary Villager) – Killed by Hunter on NIGHT 2
TGWBS (Hunter) – Impaled by Wolves on NIGHT 2
Kitanna (Cobbler) – Given a TV closeup by Black Beorning on NIGHT 2
Alcarillo (Ordinary Villager) - Dismembered by villagers on DAY 2
Mormegil (Shirriff) - Charmed by Black Beorning on NIGHT 3
The Phantom (Seer) - Rendered blind by Wolves on NIGHT 3
Azaelia of Willowbottom (Ordinary Villager) - Lynched by villagers on DAY 3
Glirdan (Bear) - Pincushioned by villagers on DAY 3
The Saucepan Man (Ordinary Villager) – Stuffed into mushrooms by Wolves on NIGHT 4
Gil-Galad (Ordinary Villager) - Stoned to death by villagers on DAY 4
Nilpaurion Felagund (Shirriff) – Quartered by Wolves on NIGHT 5
WaynetheGoblin (Ranger) - Suffered tooth extraction and lynched by villagers on DAY 5.
Durelin (Ordinary Villager) - Pwned by Wolves on NIGHT 6

It is now DAY 6. Do what it is you do, everyone. Remember that if a wolf is not found today, it's Game Over for the village...