Good eats at Mount Doom: Cafe and Bristo.

[Valesse]

Elf Fingers An appetizer with a just a smige Uruk "zing". This order includes ten ageless four-to-five inch long corndogs. Though strangely gourmet seeming in appearance, the actual "finger" is from that ancient can of beany-weenies we've long forgotten in the depths of our spacious pantry (otherwise known as Utummo).

This appetizer comes in two sizes, the other simply called Hobbit Finger, which, as it sounds, only one of a significantly smaller sized corndog -already half eatten- but copius amounts of dipping sauce is provided for you by a hog-tied Saucepan Man.