Balrog Appreciation Month - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Perky Ent · 09-04-2005, 09:40 AM

Balrog Appreciation Month, eh? How perfect! I'm prepared just for the occasion! You see...

I was traveling down Bucklan, when i was approached by a hobbit. "Hello my good sir!" he said. "Shoo" I said. "Why you look like a crafty business man!" A crafty business man! I never knew! In thanks, I asked his name, and he replied "Facknol Drakkiath!" "What can I do ya for Drakkie? " I says , and he pulls somethign out of this box, and asks if I want to wear it. "What is it?" I says. And he just sat there and laughed for a minute. Then, he threw it on my head, and I felt a burning sensation! I was on fire! As an ent...this is not a good thing. At once I killed the hobbit. Then, after a minute of pain, a whip formed out of my fist, and it was then I first realized. I was a balrog! At once, I ran through bywatter, burning as i go. I put it out...but some things are unavoidable. I didn't know how to unresume by Balrog form, so in confusion, I scratched my head. When I did this, I ceased to be a Balrog, and turned back into an ent. From my head fell this adorable little mask that looked like a Balrog. I stored it in my secret chest of magical goodies, and haven't used it since!

Well...now seems like an appropreate occasoin!

*puts on Balrog mask*

Happy Holidays Everyone!

*******************

Andn don't worry! I hug myself at night lol

Glirdan · 09-04-2005, 04:26 PM

I would like to aknowledge a very special Balrog today. Johnny the Stinky Balrog. Gil-Gallad's closest friend. If you need more information on how special this Balrog is, please visit the Fourtunately/Unfourtunately thread or "The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog" All donations for Johnny go to Gil.

Gil-Galad · 09-04-2005, 04:33 PM

i really have to get to work on those...

Roggie of Morgoth · 09-05-2005, 12:08 PM

Roggie was scrolling for exercise in Moria's corridors, humming under his nose:

Empty spaces - what are we living for
Abandoned places (indeed, where did all dwarves go?) - I guess we know the score...
On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for... (some wizard or another would come in handy, it's boring!)
Another hero, another mindless crime
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime
Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore
The show must go on
The show must go on, yeah
Inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking (especially eyeliner is prone to...)
But my smile still stays on

Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance
Another heartache, another failed romance (and I did loved that chick of a maia, honest!)
On and on, does anybody know what we are living for?
I guess I'm learning (I'm learning learning learning, well, I do, don't I?)
I must be warmer now (hm, indeed, being fiery and whatnot)
I'll soon be turning (turning turning turning)
Round the corner now...

Stop! What's this, right round the corner? Balrog appreciation thread? Good grief, are my eyes deceiving me? What? No interviews? Hey, hey, Mr. Reporter, ask me, ask me, please, please ask me about wings! Hey, I won't mind, honest!

Lily Bombadil · 09-05-2005, 12:59 PM

I apologise; for it seems I've forgotten to hug Johnny. And given that he is Gil-Galad's best friend, and I am Gil-Galad's best girl, I am ashamed for having forgotten. *slips into fire-protective suit* Johnny, wait!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Johnny's ankle* I lurve you, Johnny.......but you STINK!

Glirdan · 09-05-2005, 01:52 PM

Umm, Mr. Roggie? May I ask you a rather personal question? Do you have wings?

Gil-Galad · 09-05-2005, 03:49 PM

Johnny does need the love after being blown up and killed a couple times by some not very nice people on Fortunately/Unforunately

mark12_30 · 09-07-2005, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roggie of Morgoth

Empty spaces - what are we living for
Abandoned places (indeed, where did all dwarves go?) - I guess we know the score...
On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for... (some wizard or another would come in handy, it's boring!)
Another hero, another mindless crime
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime
Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore
The show must go on
The show must go on, yeah
Inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking (especially eyeliner is prone to...)
But my smile still stays on

Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance
Another heartache, another failed romance (and I did loved that chick of a maia, honest!)
On and on, does anybody know what we are living for?
I guess I'm learning (I'm learning learning learning, well, I do, don't I?)
I must be warmer now (hm, indeed, being fiery and whatnot)
I'll soon be turning (turning turning turning)
Round the corner now...

***GASP***

...sigh...

***THUD***

Er, it would seem that Priscilla Tolkien requires assistance. Assistance, please. (Cough) Ahem. I say. Excuse me, chap, could you lend a hand, there's a capital fellow-- hey! Drat it! Listen, bloke! There's a lady passed out here. Hey! Bloke!

Will SOMEBODY get the smelling salts!

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 02:14 PM

One second, give me about o say, till the end of this Werewolf game and I'll get you those smelling salts. For now, everybody ignore the passed out body of Priscilla Tolkien.

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 08:33 PM

On second thought, scratch that last post. I'll get you those smelling salts now. And don't worry, I won't bite.

Anyway, is there any other Balrog that I need to learn about? If so, post it here or PM. Again, I won't bite, I will bark however. I seem to be quite irritable since I got lynched.......

09-04-2005, 09:40 AM	#1
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Balrog Appreciation Month, eh? How perfect! I'm prepared just for the occasion! You see... I was traveling down Bucklan, when i was approached by a hobbit. "Hello my good sir!" he said. "Shoo" I said. "Why you look like a crafty business man!" A crafty business man! I never knew! In thanks, I asked his name, and he replied "Facknol Drakkiath!" "What can I do ya for Drakkie? " I says , and he pulls somethign out of this box, and asks if I want to wear it. "What is it?" I says. And he just sat there and laughed for a minute. Then, he threw it on my head, and I felt a burning sensation! I was on fire! As an ent...this is not a good thing. At once I killed the hobbit. Then, after a minute of pain, a whip formed out of my fist, and it was then I first realized. I was a balrog! At once, I ran through bywatter, burning as i go. I put it out...but some things are unavoidable. I didn't know how to unresume by Balrog form, so in confusion, I scratched my head. When I did this, I ceased to be a Balrog, and turned back into an ent. From my head fell this adorable little mask that looked like a Balrog. I stored it in my secret chest of magical goodies, and haven't used it since! Well...now seems like an appropreate occasoin! puts on Balrog mask Happy Holidays Everyone! ******************* Andn don't worry! I hug myself at night lol __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' Last edited by The Perky Ent; 09-04-2005 at 09:45 AM.

09-04-2005, 04:26 PM	#2
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I would like to aknowledge a very special Balrog today. Johnny the Stinky Balrog. Gil-Gallad's closest friend. If you need more information on how special this Balrog is, please visit the Fourtunately/Unfourtunately thread or "The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog" All donations for Johnny go to Gil. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-04-2005, 04:33 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	i really have to get to work on those... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-05-2005, 12:08 PM	#4
Roggie of Morgoth Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14	Since its 5th of September... Roggie was scrolling for exercise in Moria's corridors, humming under his nose: Empty spaces - what are we living for Abandoned places (indeed, where did all dwarves go?) - I guess we know the score... On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for... (some wizard or another would come in handy, it's boring!) Another hero, another mindless crime Behind the curtain, in the pantomime Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore The show must go on The show must go on, yeah Inside my heart is breaking My make-up may be flaking (especially eyeliner is prone to...) But my smile still stays on Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance Another heartache, another failed romance (and I did loved that chick of a maia, honest!) On and on, does anybody know what we are living for? I guess I'm learning (I'm learning learning learning, well, I do, don't I?) I must be warmer now (hm, indeed, being fiery and whatnot) I'll soon be turning (turning turning turning) Round the corner now... Stop! What's this, right round the corner? Balrog appreciation thread? Good grief, are my eyes deceiving me? What? No interviews? Hey, hey, Mr. Reporter, ask me, ask me, please, please ask me about wings! Hey, I won't mind, honest!

09-05-2005, 12:59 PM	#5
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Hug Johnny I apologise; for it seems I've forgotten to hug Johnny. And given that he is Gil-Galad's best friend, and I am Gil-Galad's best girl, I am ashamed for having forgotten. slips into fire-protective suit Johnny, wait!!!!!!!!!! hugs Johnny's ankle I lurve you, Johnny.......but you STINK! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

09-05-2005, 01:52 PM	#6
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Umm, Mr. Roggie? May I ask you a rather personal question? Do you have wings? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-05-2005, 03:49 PM	#7
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Johnny does need the love after being blown up and killed a couple times by some not very nice people on Fortunately/Unforunately __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-07-2005, 02:14 PM	#9
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	One second, give me about o say, till the end of this Werewolf game and I'll get you those smelling salts. For now, everybody ignore the passed out body of Priscilla Tolkien. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2005, 08:33 PM	#10
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	On second thought, scratch that last post. I'll get you those smelling salts now. And don't worry, I won't bite. Anyway, is there any other Balrog that I need to learn about? If so, post it here or PM. Again, I won't bite, I will bark however. I seem to be quite irritable since I got lynched....... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

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