Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 20 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kath · 07-10-2005, 09:32 AM

Fortunately as they were still only 2 inches tall they couldn't really do much damage.

Meneltarmacil · 07-10-2005, 11:25 AM

Unfortunately, Bilbo was now in Mirkwood surrounded by giant spiders... and had forgotten to get Sting back from Frodo.

Orominuialwen · 07-10-2005, 11:32 AM

Fortunately, it was all a terrible dream induced by too much ale the night before and he woke up.

the guy who be short · 07-10-2005, 11:40 AM

Unfortunately, he had slept funny and now had a rather painful back. Middle-Earth was still not developed enough for chiropa... back-fixing-people.

Kath · 07-10-2005, 11:42 AM

Fortunately he fell down a hill and his back got popped back into place, thus getting rid of any need for hobbits to invent chiropractors.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-10-2005, 12:33 PM

Unfortunately, he found that he was in Hobbiton and being attacked by the Sack-vill Bagginses.

Celuien · 07-10-2005, 02:14 PM

Fortunately, he still had the Ring, so he slipped it on and disappeared.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-10-2005, 02:41 PM

Unfortunately, the sun was out so they could still see his shadow.

Kath · 07-10-2005, 03:17 PM

Fortunately they were distracted by a cart carrying a large crate of spoons.

the guy who be short · 07-10-2005, 03:35 PM

Unfortunately the spoons were made of tin, so they were uninterested and turned back to attacking Bilbo. Additionally, they now had spoons to attack him with!

Kath · 07-10-2005, 03:38 PM

Fortunately that mind bending guy suddenly appeared and bent all the spoons so they could no longer fight.

Amanaduial the archer · 07-10-2005, 04:46 PM

Unfortunately, the mind-bending-spoon guy developed such a following in Middle Earth after that, that Tolkien suddenly found himself quite stuck for extras in his books....

Alcarillo · 07-10-2005, 04:51 PM

Fortunately, the spoon-bending guy was just a fad and everybody soon became bored of bent spoons.

The Elf-warrior · 07-11-2005, 07:30 PM

Unfortunately Uri Geller (The spoon-bending guy.) was working for the villainous Blue Wizards.

Gil-Galad · 07-11-2005, 09:07 PM

Fortunately The Tick came by and took all the spoons for his battle-Cry (SPOOOON!)

Kath · 07-12-2005, 07:05 AM

Unfortunately the Blue Wizards had the opposing and deadly battle-cry of 'SPOOOOOOOOOOONGUAAAAAAARRRRD'!

The Elf-warrior · 07-13-2005, 04:41 PM

Fortunately Gandalf was around to oppose the Tick and the Blue Wizards.

Gurthang · 07-13-2005, 05:07 PM

Unfortunately, blue is a prettier color than white, so the Tick and the Blue Wizards had the upper hand.

Holbytlass · 07-13-2005, 05:16 PM

Fortunately, the Blue wizards got Lyme disease from the Tick.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-13-2005, 11:44 PM

Unfortunately, some Balrogs who were bored came to stir up trouble.

Kath · 07-14-2005, 02:46 AM

Fortunately there was a sudden inrush of BDers to find out whether Balrog's really had wings or not and so they were crushed in the melee.

Gurthang · 07-14-2005, 11:22 AM

Unfortunately, the Balrogs were destroyed so quickly that none of the BDers saw if they had wings or not.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2005, 11:25 AM

Fortunately, Tom Bombadill showed up to make sure the Downers werent too disheartened by the loss of one ever sought after answer, and so they chased him over the Barrow Downs for a while.

Boromir88 · 07-14-2005, 01:38 PM

Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil's constant singing drove BDers to start questioning their sanity...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2005, 01:40 PM

Fortunately, this was nothing new.

Celuien · 07-15-2005, 06:39 AM

Unfortunately, TB's singing really did drive the Downers to insanity this time and they were all locked in padded cells, along with Bilbo.

Orominuialwen · 07-15-2005, 06:51 AM

Fortunately, they were all allowed internet access, and so could still come here, despite their insanity. (Or perhaps because of it!

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Hookbill the Goomba · 07-15-2005, 06:54 AM

Unfortunately, as this was going on, the Nazgul caught up with Frodo and were chasing him down the road.

wilwarin538 · 07-15-2005, 09:04 AM

Fortunately right after Frodo passed the light turned red.

The Elf-warrior · 07-15-2005, 07:50 PM

Unfortunately the Nazgul believe red lights are only for free folk.

Meneltarmacil · 07-15-2005, 08:55 PM

Fortunately, they were run over by a large truck.

The Elf-warrior · 07-15-2005, 09:09 PM

Unfortunately the truckdriver was working for the Blue Wizards.

Meneltarmacil · 07-15-2005, 09:55 PM

Fortunately, he was not very smart and drove right into a hillside.

THE Ka · 07-15-2005, 11:07 PM

Unfortunately, the hill was quiet hungry and shocked at the rudeness of this truck and swallowed it whole without a single thought of what it might be... Then it belched and excused itself.

~ Creative, alas Ka

The Elf-warrior · 07-16-2005, 09:54 AM

Fortunately that truck was loaded with Orcs, Olga-Hai and evil Men who are now all dead.

Meneltarmacil · 07-16-2005, 03:06 PM

Unfortunately, the Blue Wizards turned Frodo into a spotted toad.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2005, 03:11 PM

Fortunately, a crazy and confused orange wizard came by and returned Frodo to normal and turned the blue wizards into daffodils.

Meneltarmacil · 07-16-2005, 04:12 PM

Unfortunately, the orange wizard was evil and took the Ring.

Kath · 07-16-2005, 04:16 PM

Fortunately he was so crazy and confused that he turned the Ring into speck of dust and lost it.

The Elf-warrior · 07-16-2005, 05:03 PM

Unfortunately the Ring didn't stay a speck of dust and Alatar picked it up and immediately killed Pallando.

07-10-2005, 09:32 AM	#761
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately as they were still only 2 inches tall they couldn't really do much damage. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-10-2005, 11:25 AM	#762
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Bilbo was now in Mirkwood surrounded by giant spiders... and had forgotten to get Sting back from Frodo. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-10-2005, 11:32 AM	#763
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Fortunately, it was all a terrible dream induced by too much ale the night before and he woke up. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

07-10-2005, 11:42 AM	#765
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately he fell down a hill and his back got popped back into place, thus getting rid of any need for hobbits to invent chiropractors. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-10-2005, 12:33 PM	#766
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he found that he was in Hobbiton and being attacked by the Sack-vill Bagginses. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-10-2005, 11:40 AM	#764
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Unfortunately, he had slept funny and now had a rather painful back. Middle-Earth was still not developed enough for chiropa... back-fixing-people.

07-10-2005, 02:14 PM	#767
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, he still had the Ring, so he slipped it on and disappeared. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

07-10-2005, 02:41 PM	#768
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the sun was out so they could still see his shadow. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-10-2005, 03:17 PM	#769
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately they were distracted by a cart carrying a large crate of spoons. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-10-2005, 03:35 PM	#770
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Unfortunately the spoons were made of tin, so they were uninterested and turned back to attacking Bilbo. Additionally, they now had spoons to attack him with!

07-10-2005, 03:38 PM	#771
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Oh no! Murderous spoons! Fortunately that mind bending guy suddenly appeared and bent all the spoons so they could no longer fight. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-10-2005, 04:46 PM	#772
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	Unfortunately, the mind-bending-spoon guy developed such a following in Middle Earth after that, that Tolkien suddenly found himself quite stuck for extras in his books.... __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

07-10-2005, 04:51 PM	#773
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Fortunately, the spoon-bending guy was just a fad and everybody soon became bored of bent spoons.

07-11-2005, 07:30 PM	#774
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Uri Geller (The spoon-bending guy.) was working for the villainous Blue Wizards. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-11-2005, 09:07 PM	#775
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately The Tick came by and took all the spoons for his battle-Cry (SPOOOON!) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-12-2005, 07:05 AM	#776
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the Blue Wizards had the opposing and deadly battle-cry of 'SPOOOOOOOOOOONGUAAAAAAARRRRD'! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 07-12-2005 at 07:05 AM. Reason: t for y

07-13-2005, 04:41 PM	#777
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Gandalf was around to oppose the Tick and the Blue Wizards. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-13-2005, 05:07 PM	#778
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, blue is a prettier color than white, so the Tick and the Blue Wizards had the upper hand. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-13-2005, 05:16 PM	#779
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, the Blue wizards got Lyme disease from the Tick. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-13-2005, 11:44 PM	#780
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, some Balrogs who were bored came to stir up trouble. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2005, 02:46 AM	#781
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately there was a sudden inrush of BDers to find out whether Balrog's really had wings or not and so they were crushed in the melee. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-14-2005, 11:22 AM	#782
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, the Balrogs were destroyed so quickly that none of the BDers saw if they had wings or not. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-14-2005, 11:25 AM	#783
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Tom Bombadill showed up to make sure the Downers werent too disheartened by the loss of one ever sought after answer, and so they chased him over the Barrow Downs for a while. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2005, 01:38 PM	#784
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil's constant singing drove BDers to start questioning their sanity... __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-14-2005, 01:40 PM	#785
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this was nothing new. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-15-2005, 06:39 AM	#786
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, TB's singing really did drive the Downers to insanity this time and they were all locked in padded cells, along with Bilbo. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

07-15-2005, 06:51 AM	#787
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Fortunately, they were all allowed internet access, and so could still come here, despite their insanity. (Or perhaps because of it! ) __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

07-15-2005, 06:54 AM	#788
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, as this was going on, the Nazgul caught up with Frodo and were chasing him down the road. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-15-2005, 09:04 AM	#789
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately right after Frodo passed the light turned red. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-15-2005, 07:50 PM	#790
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Nazgul believe red lights are only for free folk. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-15-2005, 08:55 PM	#791
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they were run over by a large truck. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-15-2005, 09:09 PM	#792
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the truckdriver was working for the Blue Wizards. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-15-2005, 09:55 PM	#793
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he was not very smart and drove right into a hillside. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-15-2005, 11:07 PM	#794
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, the hill was quiet hungry and shocked at the rudeness of this truck and swallowed it whole without a single thought of what it might be... Then it belched and excused itself. ~ Creative, alas Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-16-2005, 09:54 AM	#795
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately that truck was loaded with Orcs, Olga-Hai and evil Men who are now all dead. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.