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Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-03-2005, 03:35 AM

Sorry about the lynching, and the whole towel incident. I might volunteer for the next scene--although I can't promise that I'll post is within a foreseeable amount of time.

Great. That means World Cup 3002 will have come and gone before he thinks of what to post.

At least he told the truth. Isn't that enough?

Meneltarmacil · 07-08-2005, 08:49 PM

(Another nod to Monty Python)

*Faramir is talking to a large group of Gondorian soldiers*

FARAMIR: Make sure nobody crosses the river until I come back.

SOLDIER #1: Right. We're not to cross the river until you come back.

FARAMIR: No, make sure NOBODY ELSE crosses the river until I get back.

SOLDIER #2: So we're allowed to cross the river?

FARAMIR: No, you're supposed to stay here.

SOLDIER #1: Until you get back.

FARAMIR: Yes. And make sure nobody crosses the river. Got it?

SOLDIER #2: Right.

*Faramir turns to leave*

*The soldiers follow him*

FARAMIR: Where are you going?

SOLDIER #1: We're coming with you.

FARAMIR: NO! You're supposed to stay here and make sure nobody crosses the river!

SOLDIER #2: Oh, right.

*Faramir leaves to check on the rest of the men*

*Orcs start crossing the river*

GOTHMOG: Quiet.

*The soldiers see this, yet do absolutely nothing*

GOTHMOG: Draw swords.

*The soldiers still don't do anything*

*The orcs land*

SOLDIER #1: Hey! You're not supposed to-AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*gets killed*

ORCS: RARRRRRGH!

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07-03-2005, 03:35 AM	#1
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Hi, Oddie! Sorry about the lynching, and the whole towel incident. I might volunteer for the next scene--although I can't promise that I'll post is within a foreseeable amount of time. Great. That means World Cup 3002 will have come and gone before he thinks of what to post. At least he told the truth. Isn't that enough? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-08-2005, 08:49 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	The orcs attack Osgiliath (Another nod to Monty Python) Faramir is talking to a large group of Gondorian soldiers FARAMIR: Make sure nobody crosses the river until I come back. SOLDIER #1: Right. We're not to cross the river until you come back. FARAMIR: No, make sure NOBODY ELSE crosses the river until I get back. SOLDIER #2: So we're allowed to cross the river? FARAMIR: No, you're supposed to stay here. SOLDIER #1: Until you get back. FARAMIR: Yes. And make sure nobody crosses the river. Got it? SOLDIER #2: Right. Faramir turns to leave The soldiers follow him FARAMIR: Where are you going? SOLDIER #1: We're coming with you. FARAMIR: NO! You're supposed to stay here and make sure nobody crosses the river! SOLDIER #2: Oh, right. Faramir leaves to check on the rest of the men Orcs start crossing the river GOTHMOG: Quiet. The soldiers see this, yet do absolutely nothing GOTHMOG: Draw swords. The soldiers still don't do anything The orcs land SOLDIER #1: Hey! You're not supposed to-AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! gets killed ORCS: RARRRRRGH! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.