LOTR banned!!!!!

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What next, are they going to burn Farenheit 451 ?

I can just see it on Jon Stewart... "In a stunning fit of irony, schools nationwide decided to burn a book about book burning."

Does anyone know if there actually have been any cases of burning LotR? I sincerely hope not, though I know that HP has been burned by some, and the two seem to be put into the same category by these same types of people.