Hitchhiker's Guide to Middlearth

[Anguirel]

Lindon, Realm of: Largest retirement facility for Elven Pensioners east of the Onerously Overwhelming Ocean. Has housed exiled royalty, dwarves with gambling problems, hyperactive Magic Rings and, as one Istar source reported: "a grey ship full of ghosts." Research has established that the said spectres do not include Mary, Queen of Scots, Anne Boleyn, Banquo, or indeed anyone of any interest whatsoever.

Lindon is administrated by a Worker's Commune after the death of the last High, Illustrious and Mighty Elvenking in suspicious circumstances involving a big fiery mace. The current General Secretary of the People's Republic of Lindon is Cirdan. He maintains a fanatical cult of personality around his lovingly cultivated beard, lives in an enormous palace, and holds the Presidency of the Shipbuilding Union.