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Hookbill the Goomba · 05-21-2005, 09:12 AM

Fortunately, Christopher Tolkien saw his fathers work being sucked into the plot hole and decided he'd better rite some good stuff before "That blasted duck gets in and ruins it!"

Memory of Trees · 05-21-2005, 06:52 PM

Unfortunately, Christopher failed miserably and the duck escaped and ate him anyway.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-22-2005, 01:23 AM

Fortunately, John Ronald Ruel, who had been out to find some more weed for his pipe, found the duck running riot and the plot hole sucking his work into oblivion. It was further fortunate that he had just photocopied some of it and managed to write,
"Fortunately, the ring was re-forged and given back to Frodo. Gandalf turned to Frodo and said 'Now, no more of this nonsense, just destroy the thing. But first take a short holiday... Did you enjoy it? Now get on with it!'"

Celuien · 05-22-2005, 06:56 AM

Unfortunately, Frodo had neglected to study maps while on vacation and became lost in Mirkwood.

Gil-Galad · 05-22-2005, 08:56 AM

Fortunatley the same thing happened to the spiders of Mirkwood, who were now lost in the Old Forest

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-22-2005, 09:05 AM

Unfortunately, Frodo fell in the enchanted river!

Kath · 05-22-2005, 01:38 PM

Fortunately, that gaping plot hole from a while back had been centred in the middle of the river so there was no water in it and the only ill-effects suffered by Frodo were damaged pride and some bruises.

05-21-2005, 09:12 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Christopher Tolkien saw his fathers work being sucked into the plot hole and decided he'd better rite some good stuff before "That blasted duck gets in and ruins it!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-21-2005, 06:52 PM	#2
Memory of Trees Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I... Posts: 84	Unfortunately, Christopher failed miserably and the duck escaped and ate him anyway. __________________ .~Mem~. "This is work, not Super-Happy-Fun time!"

05-22-2005, 01:23 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, John Ronald Ruel, who had been out to find some more weed for his pipe, found the duck running riot and the plot hole sucking his work into oblivion. It was further fortunate that he had just photocopied some of it and managed to write, "Fortunately, the ring was re-forged and given back to Frodo. Gandalf turned to Frodo and said 'Now, no more of this nonsense, just destroy the thing. But first take a short holiday... Did you enjoy it? Now get on with it!'" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-22-2005, 06:56 AM	#4
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, Frodo had neglected to study maps while on vacation and became lost in Mirkwood. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

05-22-2005, 08:56 AM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunatley the same thing happened to the spiders of Mirkwood, who were now lost in the Old Forest __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-22-2005, 09:05 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Frodo fell in the enchanted river! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-22-2005, 01:38 PM	#7
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately, that gaping plot hole from a while back had been centred in the middle of the river so there was no water in it and the only ill-effects suffered by Frodo were damaged pride and some bruises. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

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