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SamwiseGamgee · 04-05-2005, 12:11 PM

How about having stupid hyena things as wargs!

No, but seriously. Good topic Hookbill. How about Hulk Hogan as Gandalf. Perhaps Joe Pasquali as the voice of Sauron?

How about Rage Against The Machine's 'Take the power back' when Frodo throws the Ring into the Crack of Doom.

There are heaps more, but they're either too surreal or rude! Haha!

Nimrodel_9 · 04-05-2005, 01:03 PM

The Uruk-hai could sing "We Will Rock You" while banging their spears and such on the ground at Helm's Deep.

At Bilbo's party, when he puts on the Ring, there should be a loud popping noise, like a bubble. (The same with Sauron when he "explodes.")

For those of you who are familiar with albinoblacksheep.com, "The Llama Song" in the Shire.

Robin Williams as Gandalf, for no reason at all.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-05-2005, 06:04 PM

The Python who sings "The Lumberjack Song" as Aragorn
singing the song as the Three Hunters plus Arwen
(his best girlie by his side) enter Fangorn.
The chorus is, of course, Treebeard, Quickbeam, et al.

Bêthberry · 04-05-2005, 09:29 PM

A few suggestions, some better than others, but all just slightly skewed:

Frodo: Alan Bates
Sam: Oliver Reed
Rosie: Glenda Jackson
Gimli: George Wendt (Norm of Cheers)
Legolas: John Ratzenberger (Cliff of Cheers)
Elrond: Orson Wells
Aragorn: Omar Sharif
Bilbo: Tom Hanks
Gandalf: Rowan Atkinson
Merry: Sean O'Connery
Pippin: Peter O'Toole
Galadriel: Whoopi Goldberg
Arwen: Meg Ryan
Grima: Harrison Ford
Denethor: Benicio Del Toro
Faramir: Kevin Kline
Boromir: Charleton Heston
Eowyn: Kate Winslet
Tom Bombadil: Danny DeVito
with special guest appearance as Goldberry: Jamie Lee Curtis

Gurthang · 04-05-2005, 09:57 PM

How about Pippin sings a little solo from the Sound of Music. When he hears drums in the deep, he bursts out with: 'The hills are alive with the sound of music!'

Here'd be a real twist. Let's cast Roger Rabbit as the Witch-king!

And for the brilliant sound effect: a whoopie cushion everytime someone sits down.

Lalwendë · 04-06-2005, 02:28 AM

With a League of Gentlemen twist:

Tubbs and Edward as Galadriel and Celeborn. Would eliminate the need for any Elven guards on Lothlorien, as everyone would be too scared to go near. "This is a local wood, for local people".

Papa Lazarou as Aragorn. As Arwen places her hand in his his true nature is revealed and he growls "oooh, you're my wife now", and then locks her up with his collection of other wives.

Hilary Briss as Gandalf, the grand meat butcher overlord, insidiously infecting the peoples of Middle Earth with the insatiable desire for 'special stuff'.

If you don't know to what I am referring then why not?

But here is a link to more: http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/

Bywaters · 04-06-2005, 06:09 AM

I would like to have heard the music from the Benny Hill show as the Uruk-Hai are being pursued by Aragorn and company.

It would have been nice to have heard a bit of reggae coming from the outer walls of Isengard as Merry and Pippin come across the Long Bottom leaf and smoke is seem rising from the store room!

When the the orcs are cutting down the trees at Isengard etc it would have been good to have heard a chain-saw a la the quest for the holy grail.

04-05-2005, 12:11 PM	#1
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	How about having stupid hyena things as wargs! No, but seriously. Good topic Hookbill. How about Hulk Hogan as Gandalf. Perhaps Joe Pasquali as the voice of Sauron? How about Rage Against The Machine's 'Take the power back' when Frodo throws the Ring into the Crack of Doom. There are heaps more, but they're either too surreal or rude! Haha! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-05-2005, 01:03 PM	#2
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	The Uruk-hai could sing "We Will Rock You" while banging their spears and such on the ground at Helm's Deep. At Bilbo's party, when he puts on the Ring, there should be a loud popping noise, like a bubble. (The same with Sauron when he "explodes.") For those of you who are familiar with albinoblacksheep.com, "The Llama Song" in the Shire. Robin Williams as Gandalf, for no reason at all. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-05-2005, 06:04 PM	#3
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	The Python who sings "The Lumberjack Song" as Aragorn singing the song as the Three Hunters plus Arwen (his best girlie by his side) enter Fangorn. The chorus is, of course, Treebeard, Quickbeam, et al. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-05-2005, 09:29 PM	#4
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	A strange fish called Lord of the Castaways A few suggestions, some better than others, but all just slightly skewed: Frodo: Alan Bates Sam: Oliver Reed Rosie: Glenda Jackson Gimli: George Wendt (Norm of Cheers) Legolas: John Ratzenberger (Cliff of Cheers) Elrond: Orson Wells Aragorn: Omar Sharif Bilbo: Tom Hanks Gandalf: Rowan Atkinson Merry: Sean O'Connery Pippin: Peter O'Toole Galadriel: Whoopi Goldberg Arwen: Meg Ryan Grima: Harrison Ford Denethor: Benicio Del Toro Faramir: Kevin Kline Boromir: Charleton Heston Eowyn: Kate Winslet Tom Bombadil: Danny DeVito with special guest appearance as Goldberry: Jamie Lee Curtis __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 04-05-2005 at 09:33 PM.

04-05-2005, 09:57 PM	#5
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	How about Pippin sings a little solo from the Sound of Music. When he hears drums in the deep, he bursts out with: 'The hills are alive with the sound of music!' Here'd be a real twist. Let's cast Roger Rabbit as the Witch-king! And for the brilliant sound effect: a whoopie cushion everytime someone sits down. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-06-2005, 02:28 AM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	With a League of Gentlemen twist: Tubbs and Edward as Galadriel and Celeborn. Would eliminate the need for any Elven guards on Lothlorien, as everyone would be too scared to go near. "This is a local wood, for local people". Papa Lazarou as Aragorn. As Arwen places her hand in his his true nature is revealed and he growls "oooh, you're my wife now", and then locks her up with his collection of other wives. Hilary Briss as Gandalf, the grand meat butcher overlord, insidiously infecting the peoples of Middle Earth with the insatiable desire for 'special stuff'. If you don't know to what I am referring then why not? But here is a link to more: http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/ __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-06-2005, 06:09 AM	#7
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	I would like to have heard the music from the Benny Hill show as the Uruk-Hai are being pursued by Aragorn and company. It would have been nice to have heard a bit of reggae coming from the outer walls of Isengard as Merry and Pippin come across the Long Bottom leaf and smoke is seem rising from the store room! When the the orcs are cutting down the trees at Isengard etc it would have been good to have heard a chain-saw a la the quest for the holy grail. __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

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