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Old 03-29-2005, 05:40 PM   #1
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I'd do what I do with most everyone who comes to my door.

Sign for the package and/or refuse to by the vacuum and/or tell them I'm not interested in converting and/or don't need a home security system and/or not by candy and/or give pop cans and if they don't go away, release my hound.
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Old 05-16-2005, 12:43 PM   #2
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Wander about, looking for female Orcs to determine their existance. At the same time, I would wonder how and army of 200,000 managed to fit on so small a front lawn.
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Old 05-19-2005, 01:00 PM   #3
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Dark-Eye

Use my evil Snithy mind powers to convince them that they are my evil minions and must do my bidding. Then I would have them weed my lawn BY HAND!!! MUAHAHAHAHAchoke*cough*ack... and then they would have to watch endless reruns of American Idol with me while drinking cold tea!!!! POWERRRR!!!!
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:25 PM   #4
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being the hobbit that I am, I'd feed them to death. Have a nice day.
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:33 PM   #5
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A vital flaw...

But Holbytlass... there isn't enough of you to feed 200,000 orcs.
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:45 PM   #6
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Hahahahaha!! Too funny, guy who be short. I suppose I would have to throw them my children first!! And, what, pray tell would you do, oh quick-witted one?
I just went back and saw what you did. So, did you find any females? Were they to your liking? And have you figured out the great question of our time of them fitting on the lawn?
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