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03-15-2005, 08:23 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: South Texas,yeeehah! ;)
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Saruman: *wears a t-shirt that says "Trees Hugger" * "Save the forests!
Uruk leader: Why, hello there little hobbit. Aint you a cutie? I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and pet you and name you George! Arwen: Marry me Aragorn! Eowyn: Dont marry her! She's too pointy! Arwen: Oh yeah? Well you're too pale! Eowyn: Pale like a 'pale spring that has not yet come to woman hood'! .... Is that something to be proud of? Anyway, you're just a concieted elf chick. Arwen: Why you- Aragorn is mine! *grabs 1 of Aragorns arms* Eowyn: No! he's mine! *grabs the other of Aragorns arms* *they pull back and forth, screaming ownership over Aragorn* Aragorn: *whimper* help me.....
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03-15-2005, 05:57 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Malbeth the Seer: Oh, I never saw that coming
Sauron: I should really try to listen to my servants and give them the respect they deserve Frodo: I'm more of a mood ring kind of guy, thanks anyway Gandalf
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03-15-2005, 07:26 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Among the host of the noldor, and the last high elves that dwell in middle eath
Posts: 31
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legolas- {falls on his face} duuh, fun was that one
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03-15-2005, 09:58 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: the captain's chair
Posts: 42
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Sam- "Elves suck!"
Bombur- "No, sorry, no food for me. I'm on a fast." Sauron- "I like bunnies. Aren't they cute? Oh, oh- kitties too!" Pippin- "What was that, you ask? I really have no idea, and I don't care. Not curious in the least." Mim- "I wish I was an elf." Beorn- "Boy, I'd really like some bear jerky." Thorin= "Anyone want the Arkenstone? Come and get it. Dang thing takes up too much space." Any Elf giving advice- "Yes" or "No" Frodo- "Go home, Sam!" 
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03-16-2005, 04:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Gollum: "Ugh! Raw catfish is disgusting Mr. Frodo."
Frodo: "Dude, those Nazgul are awsome man!" Sam: "Sure, Gollum. I'll have some raw rabbit." Grima Wormtongue: "Theoden, I will wield my sword in your service till Saruman is destroyed." Smaug: "I will gladly turn over my treasure to you." Boromir: "Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king." 
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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03-17-2005, 05:23 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas!
Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over. Pippin: Smoking kills! Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers! Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done. (Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!) .
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03-18-2005, 04:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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SAURON: I'm tired of all these depressing shades of black. From now on everything will be pink and fluffy. Oh, and you can forget that ring. What do I care about a ring, anyway?
UNGOLIANT: No thanks, I'm not hungry right now. TOM BOMBADIL: (anything coherent and intelligent about his true nature) RANDOM ORC #678: Where's the shampoo? My hair's filthy! FARAMIR: The ring will go to Gondor.
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