If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

ElementFire · 03-10-2005, 06:16 PM

kick butt! what else? (apart from negociating lawyers...) I would probably use some nunchucks and karate!!!

~EF

Annalaliath · 03-10-2005, 07:38 PM

call my grandmother to bring me my 22 rifle real qu8ick, and to bring whatever gun she has, in the mean time use my bayonett and my frying pan

Maeggaladiel · 03-11-2005, 10:49 AM

Tell them for the fifteenth time that the National Orc Conference is NEXT weekend.

Mithalwen · 03-11-2005, 11:58 AM

Call a psychiatrist.

Lalwendë · 03-11-2005, 03:14 PM

If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would....

...Wonder what I'd had to drink last night.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-13-2005, 07:17 PM

See how they'd react to "knock-knock" jokes.

Quote:

Me: Knock knock?

200,000 Orcs: Who's there?

Me: 200,000 Orcs.

200,000: 200,000 Orcs who?

Me: I dunno. I was hoping you knew the answer to that one.

Gurthang · 03-13-2005, 08:06 PM

Tell them that they had the wrong house. Frodo lives on the next block.

AND

Wonder how I could count 200,000 orcs so quickly.

OR

Go find a full sized mirror and scare them with the reflection of 200,000 orcs.

03-10-2005, 06:16 PM	#1
ElementFire Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Gama Quadrant Posts: 33	kick butt! what else? (apart from negociating lawyers...) I would probably use some nunchucks and karate!!! ~EF __________________ He who stands on toilet is high on pot. XP I don't do kung fu, I do kung lamb!!!

03-10-2005, 07:38 PM	#2
Annalaliath Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 380	call my grandmother to bring me my 22 rifle real qu8ick, and to bring whatever gun she has, in the mean time use my bayonett and my frying pan __________________ Bloody Stumps!!!

03-11-2005, 10:49 AM	#3
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Tell them for the fifteenth time that the National Orc Conference is NEXT weekend. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-11-2005, 11:58 AM	#4
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Call a psychiatrist. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-11-2005, 03:14 PM	#5
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... ...Wonder what I'd had to drink last night. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-13-2005, 08:06 PM	#7
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... Tell them that they had the wrong house. Frodo lives on the next block. AND Wonder how I could count 200,000 orcs so quickly. OR Go find a full sized mirror and scare them with the reflection of 200,000 orcs. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

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