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the guy who be short · 03-10-2005, 01:10 PM

Eru Iluvatar - Killjoy. Best avoided at all costs.

THE Ka · 03-10-2005, 06:28 PM

Legolas' Little Pink Book: Unbeknowenced to most, Legolas wouldn't be caught with a olive/ granny apple green with black combo dress and acessories, so was the invention of the LPB. Though the book itself is rather lacking and alphabetically repeats in different formal announcing letterage due to the small precentage of worthy second dates, it is infact said to be possessed by a more sinister power - due to the presistent bloches of burn marks and curiously written orc organizations... Understand this - Pink is EVIL!

~ Providing a service Ka

malkatoj · 03-10-2005, 06:48 PM

Aragorn : Still Not King

(edited later on)

Finally King!

Legolas : According to Elrond , 'The gayest gay elf to ever nance down the pike'.

To Blow the Horn of Gondor : Well, we always thought it summoned the Fellowship at Amon Hen...but really, guys. We're not that naive anymore.

(For the unenlightened of you, these ideas are taken from the Very Secret Diaries. If you haven't read them, go now, I have a habit of stabbing people whom I do not like.)

(Note: Just to clarify, these are the entries in the Hitchhiker's Guide about said topics. Not just weird definitions I threw out there for no reason.)

arcticstorm · 05-04-2005, 02:35 PM

Numenor: an almost isolated land in the stagnant backwaters of Middle Earth. It is said that the Valar destroyed it in a fit of rage for invading their almost perfect little home away west somewhere. However the truth, which is only known to the editorship and a few other selected individuals, is that Numenor lied in the midst of prime shipping lanes, so the Valar demolished it for a trade bypass between the undieing lands and middle earth, however in a strange coincidence, this same catostrophic event somehow removed the undying lands from the sphere of the earth, making the entire event a moot point anyway. there is a theory that the island was never redally destroyed and that the seas in that area have amazingly shifted their currents to make it impossible to leave or approach the island, but it is beleived only by those who have smoked to much longbottom leaf, and therefore it is discounted by most historians.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 05:15 AM

Numenor:
See 'Water'.

Mount Doom:
An interesting places to visit if you have time when in Mordor. If being tortured by Orcs and trampled by Oliphants isn't enough, why not visit this unique sight. Warning, this Volcano may have wheels and try to escape.

03-10-2005, 06:28 PM	#2
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Legolas' Little Pink Book: Unbeknowenced to most, Legolas wouldn't be caught with a olive/ granny apple green with black combo dress and acessories, so was the invention of the LPB. Though the book itself is rather lacking and alphabetically repeats in different formal announcing letterage due to the small precentage of worthy second dates, it is infact said to be possessed by a more sinister power - due to the presistent bloches of burn marks and curiously written orc organizations... Understand this - Pink is EVIL! ~ Providing a service Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-10-2005, 06:48 PM	#3
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Aragorn : Still Not King (edited later on) Finally King! Legolas : According to Elrond , 'The gayest gay elf to ever nance down the pike'. To Blow the Horn of Gondor : Well, we always thought it summoned the Fellowship at Amon Hen...but really, guys. We're not that naive anymore. (For the unenlightened of you, these ideas are taken from the Very Secret Diaries. If you haven't read them, go now, I have a habit of stabbing people whom I do not like.) (Note: Just to clarify, these are the entries in the Hitchhiker's Guide about said topics. Not just weird definitions I threw out there for no reason.) Last edited by malkatoj; 03-10-2005 at 06:52 PM.

05-04-2005, 02:35 PM	#4
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Numenor: an almost isolated land in the stagnant backwaters of Middle Earth. It is said that the Valar destroyed it in a fit of rage for invading their almost perfect little home away west somewhere. However the truth, which is only known to the editorship and a few other selected individuals, is that Numenor lied in the midst of prime shipping lanes, so the Valar demolished it for a trade bypass between the undieing lands and middle earth, however in a strange coincidence, this same catostrophic event somehow removed the undying lands from the sphere of the earth, making the entire event a moot point anyway. there is a theory that the island was never redally destroyed and that the seas in that area have amazingly shifted their currents to make it impossible to leave or approach the island, but it is beleived only by those who have smoked to much longbottom leaf, and therefore it is discounted by most historians. Last edited by arcticstorm; 05-16-2005 at 05:39 PM.

01-03-2006, 05:15 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Numenor: See 'Water'. Mount Doom: An interesting places to visit if you have time when in Mordor. If being tortured by Orcs and trampled by Oliphants isn't enough, why not visit this unique sight. Warning, this Volcano may have wheels and try to escape. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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03-10-2005, 01:10 PM	#1
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Eru Iluvatar - Killjoy. Best avoided at all costs.