Dwarven Boasting Contest - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-08-2005, 05:16 AM

What is all this nonsense before me? The only thing I know other races can do best is boast about their little accomplishments.

The greatest and most majestic of all races Eru put on Arda happen to be Wargs. Tom Bombadil, the most powerful being on Middle-earth, is a Warg. So are the Istari--don't believe it when the books say they're Maiar.

Angamandi, time and again they come to the salvation of Arda! Who caused the defeat of the armies of Morgoth? Eönwë and a hundred Wargs. Who caused the destruction of Ar-Pharazôn's impious armada? Sea-Wargs. Who actually defeated Sauron--twice? A Warg.

Obviously, Wargs are the best.

(Commendations to all who posted here. I'd give you all reps, but I'm still waiting for 24 hours to expire.)

03-08-2005, 05:16 AM	#10
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Weaklings. What is all this nonsense before me? The only thing I know other races can do best is boast about their little accomplishments. The greatest and most majestic of all races Eru put on Arda happen to be Wargs. Tom Bombadil, the most powerful being on Middle-earth, is a Warg. So are the Istari--don't believe it when the books say they're Maiar. Angamandi, time and again they come to the salvation of Arda! Who caused the defeat of the armies of Morgoth? Eönwë and a hundred Wargs. Who caused the destruction of Ar-Pharazôn's impious armada? Sea-Wargs. Who actually defeated Sauron--twice? A Warg. Obviously, Wargs are the best. (Commendations to all who posted here. I'd give you all reps, but I'm still waiting for 24 hours to expire.) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

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