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Old 02-10-2005, 01:45 PM   #1
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I present my fool-proof plan...

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Old 02-10-2005, 05:09 PM   #2
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Hmm, might have a practical application, but Tooks are in short supply (being Fallowhides, the least numerous of the three Hobbit strains), so you'd need an alternative bait.
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:46 PM   #3
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No. They were covered by the Great Darkness
Not sure that it's quite as clear cut as that. Did you read the articles I linked to?
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:35 PM   #4
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Not sure that it's quite as clear cut as that. Did you read the articles I linked to?
Whether they're immune to sunlight or not, I think the mirriors are worth looking into. The Byzantines apparently possesed a system of mirrors whereby they could focus sunlight into a laser-like beam capable of setting ships on fire. Surely a device like that could be used as an effective deterrent at the very least.
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:59 PM   #5
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Whether they're immune to sunlight or not, I think the mirriors are worth looking into. The Byzantines apparently possesed a system of mirrors whereby they could focus sunlight into a laser-like beam capable of setting ships on fire. Surely a device like that could be used as an effective deterrent at the very least.
Mythbusters, a TV show on the Discovery channel, say 'no' to the mirror in regards to setting boats aflame MythBusters Episode 16. Note that Trolls (resistant or native) were not tested.
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Old 02-10-2005, 08:17 PM   #6
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Mythbusters, a TV show on the Discovery channel, say 'no' to the mirror in regards to setting boats aflame MythBusters Episode 16. Note that Trolls (resistant or native) were not tested.
Hmm. well Tolkien did make paralels between the Gondorians and the Byzantines, so perhaps we should start researching Greek Fire.
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Old 02-10-2005, 10:14 PM   #7
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Hmmm, I believe the ulimate weapon can be stolen from elsewhere...

The Hobbit DoomDiver!

More or less it is a giant ballista, however instead of firing bolts it fires Hobbits in hangglider (with a spear in front) that can pilot the missile at the enemies. Surely a 1:1 ratio of hobbit to troll losses would be acceptable.
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