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yavanna II · 01-18-2005, 11:51 PM

I would love to see a Yavanna action figure.... with a little touches:
1. The hair must be BLACK, and no other
2. The eyes must be Grey
3. Wears the slim black gown I wore on my JS, or any formal blue floor-length dress
4. Says "I hate Chemistry" or "I loathe Geometry" or "Trigonometry Stinks" everytime a person with a Chem or Geom or Trigo artifact goes near it

Hehe.... I wonder how I'd feel if my daddy will give me that....

Accessories that I'd love:
anti-chemistry posters and stuff
black-framed glasses
a black cloak
a nice long sword

Accessories that would not fit Yavanna II:
that Legolas Hare thing....her wavy hair may turn straight...or worse, BLONDE!

Morgul Queen · 01-20-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yavanna II

her wavy hair may turn straight...or worse, BLONDE!

*laughs* Sounds like me.

Warning: Do not use on Agent Darkling/Morgul/Yavanna II. May cause horrible, unreversable hair crimes.

They may end up looking more masculine than Orlando Bloom. O.o

Oddwen · 01-20-2005, 08:23 PM

Hey, what's the matter with wavy blonde hair?

(Here, I have a commercial. Imagine it's said in a really cheesy deep voice, you know, like all those action figure commercials are.)

Quote:

DUN DUN DUN! BATTLE DOWNERS!

New from Hazbeen™, it's Battle-Downers!

Kid1: Oh boy! Battle-downers!

Participate as Hugely Muscular Nilpaurion™ and Hugely Muscular Meneltarmacil™ fight to the death!

Menel: Dodge this rock, Nilp!

Nilp: I shall, Menel!

*crash!*

Kid2: Oh boy! Battle-Downers!

DUN DUN DUN! BATTLE DOWNERS!

And also from Hazbeen™, the Intellectual line of toys: Fordim Hedgethistle, The Saucepan Man, and davem figures. Watch in awe as they get together on top of your toy chest and smoke. Fire extinguisher sold seperately.

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 01-20-2005, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Rimbaud action figure: left arm extend partway as figure says:

Quote:

Quote:
Darkling I listen; and, for many a time
I have been half in love with easeful Death,
Call’d him soft names in many a mused rhyme,
To take into the air my quiet breath

Comes packaged with complete works of Keats and a Kermit beanie-baby.

Special Edition Rimbaud includes (of course) a copy of London Calling.

Lhunardawen · 01-21-2005, 04:42 AM

Isn't the Rimbaud doll supposed to be a green, slimy, croaking amphibian?

mark12_30 · 01-21-2005, 01:14 PM

Yes. Croaking Keat's complete works.

Maeggaladiel · 01-21-2005, 01:30 PM

I WANT A BATTLE-DOWNER!!

Of course, no BD set would be complete without the MEGABARROW! You'll need somewhere to store all these action figures, won't you? Well, the MEGABARROW is the only product on the market that can house all of your action figures and make them feel right at home. The barrow even has separate rooms to keep the action figures who don't get along well away from each other and has a master suite for the mightiest of all toys, the BW action figure. (With Super Moderating Action!)

And we cannot forget the amazing Barrow-Transfomers! Action Meela searches for open flames! Then just turn her head around and fold her body like so, and VIOLA! She becomes her true love, Denethor!

Then there's Super Saucepan Man! Armed with a variety of cooking utensils and cloaked in mystery, Super Saucy comes to the rescue with a clanging of pans and the glint of sunlight upon steel. All who do evil shall feel the wrath of his flying saucepan of doom.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-21-2005, 01:59 PM

Barrow Wight Action figure with talking action. including many favorate phrases like;

"If I hear 'Do Balrogs have wings' one more time I'll... I'll..."
"Lets get back on topic"
"Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone."
"Here, I'm waiting for you!"
"Blast you Bombadill"
"Hoo, Tom Babadill! Look what night has brought you! I'm here behind the door."

WARNING: Do not eat!

Also on offer;

"Make your own Wights" Best selling instruction booklet by "S.G. Necromancer". Surprise all your friends with your very own Barrow Wight and Nazgul.

THE Ka · 01-21-2005, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Hey, what's the matter with wavy blonde hair?

(Here, I have a commercial. Imagine it's said in a really cheesy deep voice, you know, like all those action figure commercials are.)

And also from Hazbeen™, the Intellectual line of toys: Fordim Hedgethistle, The Saucepan Man, and davem figures. Watch in awe as they get together on top of your toy chest and smoke. Fire extinguisher sold seperately.

Oh, If those do come out, I need some for my workplace... Someone will finally replace those smoke alarms!

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-27-2005, 09:01 AM

The Barrow Balrog comes with detachable wings that you can leave on or take off as you prefer. Better yet, buy two so you can have one of each. Invite your friends over and stage battles between the Winged and Non-Winged versions.

And, as a special gift, there is the Action Button Activator/Deactivator Key. Use it to turn the wing motion on or off, giving you total freedom to have a Balrog with wings that work, or wings that are simply for show.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-28-2005, 11:17 AM

The saucepan-man action figure, with permanent saucepan action. Frighten all your friends with his more than thee phrases including:

"Oh dear, my saucepan is stuck on my head!"
"Balrogs DEFINATLY are not not unwinged."
"Tom Bombadill is like this guy who is like this other guy who is kind 'a like the first guy but not."

Sorry saucepan, there are just random things that I found amusing.

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-28-2005, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill

Sorry saucepan, there are just random things that I found amusing.

Hmm, I can see substantive grounds for a defamation action here ...

01-18-2005, 11:51 PM	#1
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	I would love to see a Yavanna action figure.... with a little touches: 1. The hair must be BLACK, and no other 2. The eyes must be Grey 3. Wears the slim black gown I wore on my JS, or any formal blue floor-length dress 4. Says "I hate Chemistry" or "I loathe Geometry" or "Trigonometry Stinks" everytime a person with a Chem or Geom or Trigo artifact goes near it Hehe.... I wonder how I'd feel if my daddy will give me that.... Accessories that I'd love: anti-chemistry posters and stuff black-framed glasses a black cloak a nice long sword Accessories that would not fit Yavanna II: that Legolas Hare thing....her wavy hair may turn straight...or worse, BLONDE! Last edited by yavanna II; 01-19-2005 at 12:03 AM.

01-21-2005, 01:14 PM	#6
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Yes. Croaking Keat's complete works. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

01-21-2005, 01:30 PM	#7
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	I WANT A BATTLE-DOWNER!! Of course, no BD set would be complete without the MEGABARROW! You'll need somewhere to store all these action figures, won't you? Well, the MEGABARROW is the only product on the market that can house all of your action figures and make them feel right at home. The barrow even has separate rooms to keep the action figures who don't get along well away from each other and has a master suite for the mightiest of all toys, the BW action figure. (With Super Moderating Action!) And we cannot forget the amazing Barrow-Transfomers! Action Meela searches for open flames! Then just turn her head around and fold her body like so, and VIOLA! She becomes her true love, Denethor! Then there's Super Saucepan Man! Armed with a variety of cooking utensils and cloaked in mystery, Super Saucy comes to the rescue with a clanging of pans and the glint of sunlight upon steel. All who do evil shall feel the wrath of his flying saucepan of doom. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-21-2005, 01:59 PM	#8
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	<---- Mr. Wight gives you a thumbs up! Barrow Wight Action figure with talking action. including many favorate phrases like; "If I hear 'Do Balrogs have wings' one more time I'll... I'll..." "Lets get back on topic" "Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone." "Here, I'm waiting for you!" "Blast you Bombadill" "Hoo, Tom Babadill! Look what night has brought you! I'm here behind the door." WARNING: Do not eat! Also on offer; "Make your own Wights" Best selling instruction booklet by "S.G. Necromancer". Surprise all your friends with your very own Barrow Wight and Nazgul. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 01-21-2005 at 02:15 PM.

01-27-2005, 09:01 AM	#10
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	The Barrow Balrog comes with detachable wings that you can leave on or take off as you prefer. Better yet, buy two so you can have one of each. Invite your friends over and stage battles between the Winged and Non-Winged versions. And, as a special gift, there is the Action Button Activator/Deactivator Key. Use it to turn the wing motion on or off, giving you total freedom to have a Balrog with wings that work, or wings that are simply for show. __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

01-21-2005, 04:42 AM	#5
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Isn't the Rimbaud doll supposed to be a green, slimy, croaking amphibian?

01-28-2005, 11:17 AM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The saucepan-man action figure, with permanent saucepan action. Frighten all your friends with his more than thee phrases including: "Oh dear, my saucepan is stuck on my head!" "Balrogs DEFINATLY are not not unwinged." "Tom Bombadill is like this guy who is like this other guy who is kind 'a like the first guy but not." Sorry saucepan, there are just random things that I found amusing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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