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12-20-2004, 10:48 AM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
Posts: 5,517
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interesting...
Feanor of the Peredhil: sold complete with helmet and pads. Does not play well with teenage-girl dolls, and prefers the title "action figure". Hair magically changes colour every few months! Buy now, right at this moment, and your very own Fea doll will come complete with tiny IV pinpricks!
Buy an Elennar Starfire action figure and receive complementary guide to British slang!  Fea
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12-20-2004, 01:58 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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The davem action figure is packaged within one of those little snow globes. Shake him up a bit and lots of little irridescent green rep points fall all around him in great drifts like intellectual snow. He comes ready made with lots of clever sayings but every now and then he likes to wind up the other action figures by winning at verbal chess and trying to scare them with threats of negative rep. If your new action figure malfunctions in this way just get a ruler out and brandish it at him, for he will soon fall quiet.
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12-20-2004, 05:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Mithalwen Doll- Complete with car to run her over with.
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12-20-2004, 09:49 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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12-21-2004, 08:02 AM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
Posts: 5,517
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 In that case:Your Brand Spanking New Fea doll will also come complete with complimentary big brother, the Keeper of Dol Guldur Action Figure! Keeper figures come with "No Side-Long Glance" laser-beams, with the sole purpose to *psheeeeew* out the eyes of those foolish enough to glance side-long at Little Sister Fea in his presence. And much like Big Brother Government, you may not see him, but he's always there. *Keeper figures also come with lightsaber, charcoal pencils, sketchbook, and penchant for buggery. One should not purchase a Keeper for small children, as they do not mix well.* Fea PS: mwahahahahaha
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12-21-2004, 09:27 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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As suggested by Boromir on the Reputation Thread, we could soon be able to purchase the BarrowDowns Dream Manipulator. While I am suspicious that 2 or 3 are already in existence and use (I mean, why else would davem, Saucepan and Fordim be at the top of the reputation list?) there could soon be an influx of the beasts, and you too could climb up the ladder.
Manipulate other Barrowdowners dreams, plant seeds into their minds and suggest, nay demand, that they rate your posts, even the terrible posts that even you consider to be worthless. Because the repuation system matters. Don't listen to HerenIstarion, or even the HerenIstarion action figure that comes with these words of warning as well. The reputation system is competition. Only the strong survive. Those unwilling to lie and cheat their way to the top will be lost in the shuffle. The Dream Manipulator, the new best accomplice for bloodlust and glory this Christmas.
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12-21-2004, 11:15 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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A suggestion
i'm not getting mad at anyone, but how about making products on other members, not just yourself, it'll make the thread more interesting and fun!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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12-21-2004, 12:21 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,463
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Bit harsh .... It was just the once - I don't make a habit of it.....wish I had never mentioned it now....
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12-21-2004, 02:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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let's see....
Morsul the Dark/Gil-Galad battle pack: Now you at home can find out who is the strongest whether it be Morul the Dark wizard or Trodgor the Burninator. Morsul comes with glowing staff and special Avvie switching action Gil-Galad comes with simulated fire breath!. SaucePanMan: The man with pan on his head hours of fun for the kids comes with three types of pans each with their own catch phrase! Morsul/Perky Ent Power pack: Decide who will control the fate of Middle Earth whether it be the evil wizard Morsul or the Peaceful Perky ent. Only you can decide! look for my Good or Evil thread to understand this one Estelyn GI Skewrls: Protect the Barrowdowns from the evils of bad grammer and repeat threads.
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01-15-2005, 10:03 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Dontgonearthe Castle
Posts: 414
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Collect the full set of Author/Agent packs to unlock a special feature: They will form a council called 'Athrabeth'. they will also give you a password which allows you to purchase a hidden Oracle/Ginger Pack, avaliable only with the aforementioned password. Elennar Starfire/David Bowie Twinset (TM): The Elennar Starfire (TM) come complete with a Labyrinth (TM) DVD, a towel and a CD Player Radio. The David Bowie (TM) comes with tight leather pants and a pole - for keeping the Elennar Starfire (TM) at bay. The Elennar Starfire says several phrases, such as: "Squeeeeee!!!", "David Bowie! It's David BOWIEEEEE!!!!" The David Bowie is silent, perhaps with fear.
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Athrabeth *is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King* Oh...and call me Morgy! Last edited by Morgul Queen; 01-15-2005 at 10:16 PM. |
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01-16-2005, 02:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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Random Title...In need of a Super Hero....
This was inspired by Eomer of the Rohirrim:
Special Offer! When you buy the Morai Action Figure , you can send in the Proof of Purchase to recieve the X-Men Mutant Outfit when your dark action figure is tired of her usual personality and feels like saving the world...or not. Place the Morai Action Figure in the outfit and watch as she transforms into a whirlwind and scatters the all important papers on your desk, much too dizzy to do any heroic deeds.
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01-18-2005, 11:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in my own little world
Posts: 142
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I would love to see a Yavanna action figure.... with a little touches:
1. The hair must be BLACK, and no other 2. The eyes must be Grey 3. Wears the slim black gown I wore on my JS, or any formal blue floor-length dress 4. Says "I hate Chemistry" or "I loathe Geometry" or "Trigonometry Stinks" everytime a person with a Chem or Geom or Trigo artifact goes near it Hehe.... I wonder how I'd feel if my daddy will give me that....  Accessories that I'd love: anti-chemistry posters and stuff black-framed glasses a black cloak a nice long sword Accessories that would not fit Yavanna II: that Legolas Hare thing....her wavy hair may turn straight...or worse, BLONDE! 
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01-20-2005, 06:38 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Dontgonearthe Castle
Posts: 414
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Warning: Do not use on Agent Darkling/Morgul/Yavanna II. May cause horrible, unreversable hair crimes. They may end up looking more masculine than Orlando Bloom. O.o
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Athrabeth *is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King* Oh...and call me Morgy! |
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02-16-2005, 09:22 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
Posts: 1,062
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Literary Merchandising!
A spin-off series of books, newly available, based on the characters and conversations of the BarrowDowns website. Packaged in a well-presented three-book set, The Lord of the Rings trilogy is a wonderful homage to a much-loved treasure of t'interweb.
Planned additions to this new line of BarrowDowns memorabilia include motion pictures for the above mentioned trilogy, and a possible prequel! Available from all reputable bookstores and online traders.
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And all the rest is literature |
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02-20-2005, 02:07 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Yellow Submarine....sandwich
Posts: 207
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i'm too tired to think up a good, sarcastic ad for myself,so i beseech someone else to do it for me.
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