I smell cheeze.

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

By the time we get to 10 pages, we should have the entire script here ...

My precition is gradually and scarily coming true ...

Although, I suppose some lines will never feature here, as I trust that you are all checking that those quoted are not attributable originally to Tolkien himself.

You know, some of these are among my favourite lines (and not because I find them humourous in some way). Perhaps I just have a different definition of "cheeze" from everyone else ...