New Movie Script

[Meneltarmacil]

Admit it. You probably thought I was never going to post here ever again. Well, guess what? I am going to post here. And there's absolutely nothing you can do about it!

MU-WA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, seriously, on to ye olde poste.

MERRY: *wakes up* Where am I? How did I get this hangover? And why am I wearing a Darth Maul costume?

PIPPIN: (wearing a Luke Skywalker costume) You think YOU've got a hangover? I'm feeling so bad, I'm just going to klunk myself over the head with Gandalf's bowling ball and knock myself unconscious.

*steals Palantir*

PIPPIN: Hey! This isn't a bowling ball!

*The overused giant flaming eyeball of DOOM appears*

SAURON: You cannot hide. I see you.

PIPPIN: *stare*

SAURON: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

PIPPIN: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

SAURON: No. I AM YOUR FATHER!

PIPPIN: That's not true! That's impossible!

MERRY: What's going on?

PIPPIN: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...

MERRY: Gandalf! He's lost it!