Annoying Unbelievers

[Morgul Queen]

An...interesting...conversation

Person: LotR sucks! It's soooo stupid!
Morgy: Have you ever read it?
Person: NO, and I'm not going to because it's stupid!
Morgy: How could you know that? You haven't read it!
Person: I went to the movie and fell asleep because it's stupid!
*Morgy: *sighs, walks to the dictionary section of the library, picks up a thesaurus and walks back* You really need some new adjectives, ya know? You can only use stupid so many times before looking stupid yourself.

And, very OT but still funny.

(Art Classroom, Morgy's singing along to Nirvana*

Teenybopper1: This music is sooo bad, it's like 20 years old!
Morgy: *pauses singing for a moment* 10, actually. *goes back to singing*
Teenybopper2: Well, my Dad listens to this music!
Morgy: *looks up* Tell your Dad he has excellent taste!
Teenybopper: .....

Actually, looking back, the Nirvana discussion started the LotR discussion. They came up to me in the library later that day.